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In the ghettos of Mexico City they have no indoor plumming so the mexicans in those areas shit in the streets. Before long the shit dries up and turns to shit dust. When the wind kicks up it creates shit dust storms. Some of these storms managed to carry the shit dust all the way up to the atmosphere above the United States, particularly Colorado. When the shit dust settled down on the land it fell onto an unsuspecting pregnant woman, named Mildred Jenkins. Miss Jenkins breathed in the foreign shit dust and it mixed into her womb with her unborn child. She could not figure out why she began to smell like shit more and more with everyday until the child was born. Finally when the child was born. Half turd or not, Miss Jenkins loved it so. The half human, half turd, baby was a total mutant. It carried all sets of genitals but was also a-sexual. No one ever knew it's real name but the kids at school called it Poo Poo (for obvious reasons) and so it stuck. Poo Poo became involved with sound and music experimentation as a child. One day it's mother died. It was a homeless orphan on the streets of Ft. Collins, CO. until one day a frisky feline by the name of Frankie Bear went to bury Poo Poo and realized it was alive so he took it home to his parents. Since then Poo Poo has been nutured and lives on it's own somewhere in the wilderness. Poo Poo has been known to make appearances at his foster parent's band's live shows as well as other good friends and family members shows including: Berserkirs, Action Friend, and Prolly. But be aware that Poo Poo could easily make an appearance at your band's show someday too.

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Member Since: 12/30/2006
Band Website: bigwetbutts.com ..
Band Members: Cocks, balls, twats, and butts
Influences:N' Stync, K-Fed, giving/recieving hot carl's, My Friend Rimjob, Witchypoo, bad cuntry, shitting, farting, pop, poop, Turd, Fiend, top 40, eating garbage, fucking in the crapper, Kylie Minogue, G.G. Allin, Death Metal's Grandmother, masturbating in public, shitting on the floor, murdering hip scenesters, Slim Fadey, fat chicks, hairy guys, fat chicks fucking hairy guys, GWAR, being on the rag, eating your mensturate, jerking off on sleeping people, Melvins, birthing bowling balls, Action Friend, draining my balls on bald bear heads, lobster, firearms, The Vanity 6, cumguzzling, raking, sex with footwear, M.C. Big Daddy Goat & The Maltese Poodle Brigade, Hall & Oates, chewing Axl Rose's crinkled sac, Butthole Surfers, diaper rash, Pink Panther, Leslie Nielson, Jamie-Lynn Spears, killing anything living, Prolly, gang-bangs, limb claiming car crashes, The Meatmen, clamming in your mother's panty drawer, Sheena Easton, shrimping, rimming, JonBenet's corpse, leaving skidmarks in hard to find places, Berserkirs, fire, big tits, large cocks, tight vaginas, buttholes, fucking, fucking buttholes, cramps, The Cramps, fisting children, Mr. Bungle, butt picking, nose picking, pussy picking, starting fights then retreating to the safety of my crack pipe, Schlong, filling all holes with hard cock, sleeping with your siblings, eating mushrooms while swiming in diarreah, fish & eggs, The Dead Milkmen, dicksneezing, The Fartz, Daddy Longhead, neutering animals, fucking you and all of your gay friends, raping Anna Nicole's dead rotting titjob, shooting Blanks, and few other things too.

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Sounds Like: Sexual harassment
Record Label: Singing Twat Turds
Type of Label: Major

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Pooping is fun!!!

Yeah for poop! Yeah for PooPooJenkins! We're gonna be best friends!
Posted by PooPooJenkins on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST