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Berserkirs

We'll kill you

About Me

GONE BERSERKIRS!!! BE BACK LATER!!!!
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Berserkirs or Berserks ("Bear-Shirt") were warriors that ate poisonous mushrooms to get high, then they became absolutely frenzied and no one could stop them. They dressed themselves in bear skins, howled like animals, and fell into a wild madness, attacking everything (even their own people)!!!

While we're at it...come get your Berserkir patches before we start charging for them...Handmade from the blood of our enemies.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/29/2006
Band Website: berserkirs.com
Band Members: KIRA SANDS:
Menacing vocals and guitar
JENNIFER CARDEN:
Death threatning bass and vocals
RANDY SKELLER:
Keller guitar
RENE WALTER:
Screeching saxamaphone and vocals
PAUL ALEXANDER:
S&M, whips & chains, pregnant ladies w/ menstrual pains
Additional personnel:
SLIM FADEY:
Turntablist, scratcher, and multimedia masturbater
Influences: DRINKING AND FIGHTING

Check out what our friend Demogorgon does for fun.. ;) We think he'll actually kill you if we don't...This is his space in our my space :)

Demogorgon
I basically took the opening riff from the track 'Why Won't You Die Already' by the Berserkirs and put my own spin on it.

Sounds Like: Your mom
Record Label: Love Shack Productions
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

www.Berserkirs.com

It's official... www.Berserkirs.com   You know you want it. But give us a couple of weeks to figure out how to kill, uh, do the web thing.  xxx-Berserkirs...
Posted by Berserkirs on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:27:00 PST

We're actually going to really record professionally!

Thanks to our awesome buddie Matt Rothstein, we are going to record four tracks (professionally) for our first demo....Woo hoo! We'll keep ya posted :) XXX-Berserkirs  ...
Posted by Berserkirs on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

Check out this video: Berserkers live november 4th birthday bash

Posted By:AmyGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Berserkirs on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

Check out this video: the Berserker's live in my basement November 5th 2006!!!!

Thanks to Amy for the super fun party and live footage of us drinking and fighting.XXX-BerserkirsPosted By:AmyGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Berserkirs on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST

Flyers for your printing pleasure

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Posted by Berserkirs on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

Berserkerboredom

Ok, so we fall prey to boredom too. Here's our lame bulletin (thanks Lindsay!)Fill this out, and reply your answers to the person who posted this. Then, change their name to yours & repost if you...
Posted by Berserkirs on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:16:00 PST