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About Me

Initially a sub-fictional character in my favorite book, Johnny Normal: Confessions of a Maniac. I have now become a real person since joining Myspace thanks and all hail to Rupert Murdoch and Newscorp, and currently have one friend named Tom whom I have never met before, just like many of his other 87 million other friends.After graduating Pomonkey High School in Pomonkey, MD, I decided to go to Jerry Falwell's college to learn about politicking and religion from one of the best. Soon after that, since sex, religion, and politics do not mix very well, I decided to become an airplane mechanic for TWA. It was here where I was sucked through a jet engine and lived to tell about it. After TWA issued a gag order on the case I was put on permanent disability and given an early retirement. However, the former airliner filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy and in reorganizing the company they cut my disability and early retirement benefits. It was at this point that I became a disgruntled airline mechanic.Soon I decided I wanted to see the rest of the world (or at least the part that the United States occupies) and became a truck driver and diesel mechanic. While trucking I started many families and sired many children in the farthest corners of the country. I was on a mission from God, so I was told from the prophet Moroni. Later I was told from an apparition of Brigham Young that I should go back into politics. This is where I became a co-host DJ on the Johnny Normal Variety Hour radio show and met my close friend and arch enemy Johnny Normal. This soon led me to running large parts of his failed political campaigns for President.

My Interests

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My friends that convinced me to sign up for a Myspace account.Also anyone that is interested in utter sarcasm and the current joke of American politics.

My Blog

The Founder of my Alma Mater is Dead!!!

While it seems that I have a common occurence of writing obituaries these days, it is a very sad day for me to write this short one for the great founder of my alma mater (Liberty University where I l...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 18:19:00 GMT

Herbal remedies for natural male enhancment- Part 2

So the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) claims that it detonated a nuclear bomb in an underground test as of Sunday 10/8/06 at 9:36 EDT. While North Korea is in a state of suspended...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:50:00 GMT

Obituary for the late great Bruce Ruth

This past week it was sad to see a great member of the community, Bruce Ruth owner of the world famous Bruce's Bar in Severance, CO, passed away. While the bar will carry on his legacy, it is sad to s...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 20:47:00 GMT

Pete Coors: Lying to the Police about drinking

Thats right everybody, Pete Coors (aka. the beer baron) is a lying drunk who is likely to not get the book thrown at him when he goes to court for his alleged DUI this weekend. He claims that while at...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 13:13:00 GMT

Obituary for the sinister Kenneth Lay

Not only has he (Kenneth Lay) screwed thousands of people out of their pension funds and screwed millions of others in financial losses and caused a national recession because of his corporate t...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 19:34:00 GMT

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Happy 4th to you as well Johnny. In the battle to show who has the larger and more potent phallic symbol North Korea went head to head with the great ole' US of A today. The US launched the space shut...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 20:43:00 GMT

Beer

Now I thought my first blog on here would be about politics, however it is going to be about a much more important topic: BEER. I consider myself a beer drinker with refined taste and enjoy drinking a...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:18:00 GMT