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I AM LEGEND

Time to musk up.

About Me

....----- 'Tis a brief synopsis of me and my parasitic twin Gilbert. I've seen some of the world, ate exotic foods, and drank way too much. After high school I had no idea what to do so I became a welder. I payed $12,000 dollars for an excellent welding school and after 2 years of working in the field decided I didn't want to make that my life. I joined the Navy and did that for 5 years. Now I'm a free man and still trying to decide what the hell I want to do with my life. Working full time now, school at night. Studying to be a professional knuckle dragger. I'm thinking about doing some non profit relief work, maybe with the Peace Corps. Go to strange places and help people. Sounds better than working in Starbucks..... I have a sense of adventure, like to go camping, hiking, outdoor stuff, etc. Just wish I had the money and time to do more of that stuff. I drink whisky, bourbon. I don't smoke, mostly because I never liked the idea of being addicted to anything, especially something that's as bad for you as inhaling soot into your lungs. I have a voracious reading habit and like to relax in a coffee shop and read half a book in one afternoon. I used to have a beard and her name was Petunia. She angered me so I shaved her off. I could go on but who really reads this stuff....... ___________________________________ "ASS-Pennies" by the Upright Citizens Brigade ..
Get this video and more at MySpace.com_________________________________________________ _______________ You Are Not Forgotten. .......I don't know Jerry or his family. I wear a POW/MIA bracelet to remember the man and his sacrifice. 1,750 men are still not accounted for in Vietnam. 8,000 are still unaccounted for in Korea. Douglas MacArthur said, "It is the soldier above all other people who prays for peace for it is he who must suffer the deepest wounds and scars of war." Too bad George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were never soldiers.
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My Interests

Trying to be a better person, wondering why Brandi puts up with me, Live music, working out, movies, literature, martial arts (muay thai, judo, jiu jitsu, mma), tricking my genetic code into getting a tan or maybe just one big freckle.....

Music:


Movies:

Good writing and acting go a long way. Favorites include, To kill a Mockingbird, Gattaca, Any of the Cohen brothers films, Wes Anderson's Films, cool "B" movies, cult classics, Evil Dead, Re-animator,....... SCANNERS

Television:

metalocalypse ep 4 - dethtroll

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Books:

Sci Fi (Ender's Game), Fantasy (Shadows Fall), History (Theodore Rex), authors: Henry Miller, Alan Dean Foster, Simon Green, Keith Laumer, Fred Saberhagen, Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child, Henry Rollins, R.A. Salvatore, and on, and on...........

Heroes:

Eddie Izzard. Funny transvestite. Wes Anderson. Makes the coolest movies.

My Blog

The Pentagon is giving fewer veterans disability benefits today than it was before the war.

This isn't a chain letter that I just saw and copied/pasted.  I actually looked this  up and checked the facts. The news is grim and sickening.  The current administration is always spo...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

Why kick a dead dog?? 'Cause it's fun, that's why.

There are times when the trials and tribulations of this rollercoaster called "life" make me wish I had access to a flame thrower.  In fact, right now is one of those times.  What, you...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

Who will be the next American Idol??

Who will be the next American Idol??? I don't care. What is wrong with you people. If I want to see people sing karaoke, I'll go to the local dive bar and watch drunk assholes mumble and screetch into...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:13:00 PST

The Rat and the Ice Storm. True Story.

Here's a creative non fiction short story I wrote for class.  Enjoy.   The Rat And The Ice Storm                It happened on a Fe...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:13:00 PST

I live by the beach now........fake boobies.

I now live two and one half blocks from the Pacific Ocean.  The air smells of the sea and the constant breeze keeps the pollution from accumulating.  The constant sunshine and cool breezes n...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:19:00 PST

A bullet just went through my house. No joke.........

Last night around 12:41am, I was on the computer chatting to a young lady when something odd happened.  A sharp noise surprised me and a cloud of dry-wall dust filled the room.  My firs...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:54:00 PST

Leather, S & M, Sex store opens next to my house......

Alright, so I know the owner of the house next door to where I live.  He's a cool Persian guy named Masood.  He fixed up the house and put in a parking lot behind it so he could rent it out ...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:26:00 PST

The power that is....The King.

I dressed as Elvis for Halloween.  It was awesome and sweet.  I danced in my front lawn in my glittery white one piece jumpsuit with bellbottoms and huge collar.  Opon seeing Elvis' hip...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:32:00 PST

Cabin in Sequoia National Forest

I spent this last weekend in the Sierras in Sequoia National Forest at my grandparents cabin.  Absolutley beautiful.  I can't explain the sense of peace that I have when I'm there (maybe it'...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 11:42:00 PST

Crazy-ness in Northpark! WTF!!

Alright, I got home last night and one of my roommates tells me what I just missed.  It seems an old German lady was walking her dog past our place and a huge Pit Bull came out of nowhere and sta...
Posted by I AM LEGEND on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:44:00 PST