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Beowulf

About Me

I am beowulf. I take care of the place while the Master is away.

I've never met Garry Trudeau, but if I ever do, I'll set him on fire.

If you break the penal code, you will turn into a toad.

But you can't ignore my techno .

Cake, Who Shit On The ...?

Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?

No, I'm not the devil. Look it's two 6s and a 9. I'm bluffing.
what you say

I don't care what these computers say I know this man
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mom
postmodernity
crack head joe
my new friend, Mr Jesus

My Blog

Me and all these dinosaurs are gettin’ stoned tonight


Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:24:00 GMT

The Flavor is like a Fist.


Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:58:00 GMT

AdSpace

Cocknibbler (i mean Tom) says:  TomLatest Update:June 12, 5:30pm PSTWe are not charging people to use MySpace and have no plans to do so! Don't believe the rumors, and dont' post b...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:07:00 GMT

50 ODD Things About Somebody Else

1) Do you like blue cheese? Yes, my favorite.2) Have you ever smoked heroin? No.3) Do you own a gun? Sort of. It's a family heirloom that's stored in my closet.4) What flavor do you add to your drink ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:15:00 GMT

I’m an ape

You gotta love the Gaza Strippers, they are so unabashed.This girl was taking a piss down the front of my face, yeah.I got my ho-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, baby.I'm an ape, I'm swinging from girl to g...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 16:08:00 GMT

Peep Show

The chess computer wouldn't make me do things.
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 17:53:00 GMT

Were You Left Behind?

Find out with RaptureCheck.org while you're masturbating to sappy, melodramatic Christian p0rn.
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 22:04:00 GMT

What Is Best In Life?

To crush your enemies.  To see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 20:46:00 GMT

This Bears Reposting

Open your ass up like a keg, let me tap it:
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 19:17:00 GMT

Long Lost Slo Burn video

Apparently, a video was made for Slo Burn's song "Pilot the Dune".
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:47:00 GMT