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General Stoner Jesus

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About Me


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I am the one and only Stoner Jesus. I have returned. Spread the word of Stoner Jesus, and check out my ads below for all your stoner needs, including bongs and pipes! Jesus needs to get paid!!

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My Interests

Weed. Email me at [email protected], and IM me on Yahoo messenger.

Do you like cool ass art? Some morbid and beautiful stuff? Then check this out. This girl is a good friend of mine, the Vampire Raven in my friends list. She is super-talented, and a cool stoner to boot, so check out her stuff. 420!!
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I'd like to meet:

I've met them all, and have been stoned with most.RIP Joe Maines 1978-2005

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Music:

Most of the stuff on Sirius Octane Channel 20, Korn, Tool, Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Staind, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Sevendust, Godsmack, Lacuna Coil, Nonpoint, Three Days Grace, Marylin Manson, Linkin Park, Chevelle, Deftones, Taproot, Seether, Drowning Pool, Wicked Wisdom, Clutch, 32 Leaves, HIM, Hellyeah, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Stone Sour and of course, the kick-ass bands in my friends area.

In rap, I like Eminem, Nas, DMX, ICP, and The Kottonmouth Kings. Classic rock, too, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Skynrd, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, and Metallica.

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Godfather 1-3, Half-Baked, American History X, All the Cheech and Chong movies except for The Corsican Brothers, and The High Times of Jesus Christ(coming soon!)

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Heroes:

THIS DUDE IS MY NEW HERO! HE GOT STONER JESUS 400 FRIEND REQUESTS IN 6 HOURS, ADD HIM AND ASK HIM HOW HE DID IT!MICHAEL
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My Blog

Yeah

Don't know when I'll be back full time, but you'll all be here, waiting, lol. 420 biotches!!
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:21:00 PST

I know...

I haven't been around in a while, and that will continue for a couple of weeks, then I'll be back full force. 420!!
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

Stoner Jesus Top 40 Contest - January 2008

You all really punked out this month, I only got a few comments. Shawn is my new number 1. From now on I'm going by not only comments but also participation in The Stoner Jesus Pothead Army. Sergeant ...
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:33:00 PST

I Pray...

It's about time that I pray to my pops, the G to the O to the D...I pray that Star Jones gains all her weight back so she no longer looks like an alien bobblehead.I pray that chick who got on Youtube ...
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:20:00 PST

SJ Show - Technical Difficulties

I've attempted to do my show twice, and both times I've been screwed by my equipment. Now the material is played to me, and I'm frustrated. The Xmas show is cancelled for now. Once it becomes work for...
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST

The SJPH Army Marijuana Petition

We are going for 10,000,000 signatures, so click the link below and sign, then tell all your friends to do so as well. 420!!To End Marijuana Prohibition Petition...
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:12:00 PST

Stoner Jesus Top 40 Contest - December

Josh won for November, check him out in my number 1 spot. I checked on some of you who tried to win, and there was no Stoner Jesus in your top 40. Shame on you, you thought you could fool Jesus?Anyway...
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:58:00 PST

Fire

I rarely talk about personal stuff on here. I'm very private, hence the elaborate  Stoner Jesus Character. But today something happened above and beyond the ordinary, and I feel a need to share.I...
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:10:00 PST

Stoner Jesus Chronicles IV (SJ meets Muhammad)

Stoner Jesus Chronicles IV (SJ meets the goat-fucker)  If you haven't read SJ Chronicles I through III, get to it biotch!!!!!!            &n...
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:10:00 PST

The Stoner Jesus Top 40 Contest!

Am I in your Top 40? Well, I should be. If I am, leave me a comment on my page telling me I'm in your top 40 (I will check). At the end of November I will pick the Disciple who worships Stoner Jesus t...
Posted by General Stoner Jesus on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:15:00 PST