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Satan, Lucifer, The Devil

Bow To Me

About Me

Well, I like killing the innocent, humilating the elderly, stealing from the poor, making fun of the mentally challenged, long walks on the beach, genocide, homicide, suicide, plunder, looting, sadism, racism, sexism, puppy dogs, eating babies, torture, mind control, possession.

NOTE: If you spam me once, you'll be blocked forever. Sorry, learn to control your shit. This profile isn't a poster board for ringtones, so fuck off.


Links
Quite possibly the greatest MySpace account in existance... Look at it.
For a good laugh. For a good laugh. Part II
Unsaved Unwelcome Like gore?

My Interests

Sin, War, Global Politics, General Mayhem...

Speaking of politics....

Ron Paul

(R-Tx)

I'd like to meet:

It's not a matter of whom I'd like to meet but how long until I do.

Music:

hmmmm, guess

Movies:

The Left Behind series... lol, j/k... Crossroads, The Devil's Advocate, The Omen, The Exorcist(except for the end), Rosemary's Baby(especially the end)...

Television:

Back by popular demand: Boyscout Killer II

Books:

I'm putting this up to see if any of you crazy fucks uses it. Talk to each other, I command thee.

Heroes:

My Devoted Followers...
If you would like to be one, make Satan a sign.
Click their names to visit their profiles.
Click on the picture for the full view.

Buckfug
? Devil's Plaything ?
Diana:

Robin:
Kamilek:

gaerwitch:

Cram

My Blog

RE: what a nothing you are

Haven't gotten one of these in a while, but I'm definitely throwing this one up.  Start from the bottom, work your way up. To:   steve ...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:00:00 PST

Dark night on Central

   © Me, steal it and fry.  FYI, this has nothing to do with 'Batman'    Dark, cold, the night calls to me. I walk aimlessly, not quite sleeping but not always awake...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:11:00 PST

Vicky

Fiction, © by Me.  Steal it and fry. Vicky knew little of the importance of her blood type. Being O- meant her blood could be used to save anyone's life when a blood transfusion was needed. In fa...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:00:00 PST

Adventures in poetry

Mike and I started a poetry club.  He'd send me some crazy stuff talking about invisible men in the sky and then I'd reply with some wacky stuff about hookers.  It was a fun exchange.  ...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:26:00 PST

A list of stupid assholes

This is a current list of everyone I've blocked from messaging me and commenting on my page.  I don't care what you post in my comments, call me a stupid asshole, praise the lord jeebus, whatever...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:01:00 PST

teddyhunk roks my wurld

Well, it's been a while since I received one of these guys, but this one is good.  Start from the bottom work your way up... ..> ..> To:  Teddy myspace.com/teddyhunk Date: Oct 10, 2007 ...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:51:00 PST

'Bonding Time'

'Bonding Time'Walter was at a loss of words, he couldn't believe the situation his friend was getting him into. Chuck was adventurous, he knew that, but why were they at the circus? For what insane re...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST

Big guy takin' the credit...

re: Missing 2 days, 5-year-old found alivePeople -Just wanted to give you a quick glimpse into the eyes of a Christian, for those who aren't already blinded by it. Check out that article up above. Yea...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

'terrible news.i just shit myself'

What's up with these ass clowns, lately?  People feel like I just want to play.  Like I'm down for some eternal game.  People like this dude.  Lucifer 666 or something, I don't eve...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

'whats the fuck is a asshat'

::YAWN:: Sorry, I've been away for a while.  Been having fun with all the n00bs down here.  Anyway, here's Shane, who I believe is actually changing his name to 'Shame' because of this recen...
Posted by Satan, Lucifer, The Devil on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST