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MickeyBlowTorch

What the world needs now is a new Frank Sinatra so I can get you in bed.

About Me



I'm an easy going laid back guy, who also happens to be a womanizing asshole. I enjoy nice nights of beating my liver into submission with large quantities of beer, the occasional lesbian porno, eating red meat like it's going out of style and forcing feminists to shave, their faces

My Interests

I have a wide variety of interests. I'm a huge music junkie, I love all music, but focus around punk rock/classic rock/ska. I enjoy socializing, drinking pints, playing guitar, Corvettes, artwork, retro pinup girls, writing, traveling, Catholic history (all those crazy exorcists and secret orders), pirate folklore and maybe a taste of BDSM ;-)

I'd like to meet:

I could go on with a list of thousands of interesting people I'd like to meet, but I think the most interesting all time meet would be to meet myself from the eyes of someone else.

Music:

One of the finer things in life. My favorite musicians include The Distillers (Mmmm Brody...) The HorrorPops, Tom Petty, Sublime, The Ramones, Dropkick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, Dire Straits, The Rev Horton Heat, The Violent Femmes and a million others.

Movies:

I love good Indy films, comedy and other cinema. Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Old School, Kelly's Heros, Desperado and Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Exocist, The Devil's Advocate, The Omen, Lord of War, Constantine, Casablanca, Waiting, Mallrats, Clerks, you get the idea.

Television:

I dig the Discovery and Travel channel action. My favorite TV shows are Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me.

Books:

I love collecting books, as far as good reads I gotta go with anything that's going to totally get inside my head and mess things up with intrigue. Some of my favorite authors include Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Joseph Wambaugh, Edgar Allen Poe, Mark Twain and any nut out there that feels like writing about wild conspiracy allegations. Currently I am reading "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox which happens to be one of the best fucking pieces of literature around.

Heroes:

Ah heros, what a topic. I'm my own hero, mostly because I kick more ass than just about anyone else. Aside from myself I'd go with Father Karras from the Exorcist. St. Michael, Christian Troy from Nip Tuck, Maddox, and of course my Father.

My Blog

Midnight Snack, Mickey Style

This was origionally a bulletin I posted, but I thought it quailified as blogworthy. So, it's freaking 2:00am and I'm laying in bed already tucked in by Helga, our live-in maid from Sweden (yeah right...
Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:50:00 PST

I Can Cook Like a Motherfucker

I've been overdue for a new blog for quite some time now, have been working on this or that. Tonight I decided to photoblog a little bit of my actual, personal life. I realize outside my hardcore man...
Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

I'm The Toughest Manliest Son of a Bitch Alive.

The other day I was watching UFC, that Ultimate Fighting Championship or what ever the hell those pansies call it. As I watched them prance around like little girls I came to the conclusion that I'm s...
Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:00:00 PST

Me Narcissistic? Definitely Not!

There's some buzz going around that it's possible I am "narcissistic" or "into myself" or "insert your own fucking word" Well quite honestly, I'm not, I cannot even begin to understand where someone c...
Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:29:00 PST

Mickey Merchandice

It's pretty much been brought to my attention that I'm now at a point in my life where I should start marketing merchandise. So I gave it a whirl, brainstormed and came up with a few fashion ideas for...
Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself

I am indeed a man of wealth in taste. You could probably say I've been around for a long long year, and possibly have stolen many a man's soul and faith.....Who can guess my name?? Me at home in my n...
Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:16:00 PST

Typical Work Week

I know a lot of you guys out there don't know what I do for a living. Well I'm kind of a big deal, pretty important, so I put together some pictures of my typical work week so all of you can...
Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:42:00 PST

Tequila Game!

Hey kids, after hours of hard thinking in my office (and by office I mean actually being at work and not paying attention to what I'm doing) I came up with a great new trick to impress your friends at...
Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:56:00 PST

Interesting Thoughts

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Posted by MickeyBlowTorch on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:31:00 PST