Computers, music composing and playing, animation, stand up comedy. Hubby and I love to travel and never get to do enough of it! I want to go to Antarctica before I die.
Ann Coulter, so I can kick her in the nose. Or her junk, because I'm pretty sure she's a tranny.
Jimmy Norton, so I can pat him on the ass (DONE!)
Progressive Rock (Genesis, ELP, Pink Floyd, Rush). Lincoln's Brain (most underrated garage rock band of the 80s).
Anything by Quentin Tarantino, Paul Rodriguez or David Lynch.
Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, Adult Swim, Rescue Me, Battlestar Galactica.
Robert Heinlein, mostly classic SF and short stories from the 50s and 60s. If you know the story "The Stars My Destination" by Alfred Bester, you're my kind of person. And to balance out the geek, historical novels (no romance crap) especially James Michener.
Anyone who has the cojones to serve their country in the armed forces and when thanked, just says, "Just doing my job". You fucking rock and the fact that I'm not typing this in a burkah or before/after coming back from church is testament to what you do every day.