About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorOh, jesus. where to start? Well, i am the son of a virgin, lol.

I looooove to perform miracles.

But people today are so much more demanding, lol.

This is me and my peeps, havin some supper, just chillaxing, lol.

My only foray into the wide world of sports, lol.

Money changers still get my goat, lol.

Sometimes those churchy kids can get a little cocky. A little keep away puts them back in their place, lol.

Reading minds isn't really one of my strong suits. This was just effing obvious, lol.

I promise I didn't actually go through with this.....just some of the things you think about when you've been nailed to an effing cross by your effing hands, lol.

My Interests

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

Havin a good time, showing people the way, and helping people that don't deserve it, lol

I'd like to meet:

Mel Gibson. He's like a god to me, lol

Music:

I listen to "Our god is an awesome god" on repeat 24/7, lol.

Movies:

Road House is the best movie of all time!, lol. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Stone Cold, and anything with Chuck Norris or me in it, lol.

Television:

No, not "Touched by an Angel", lol.
I love watching "The Surreal Life", and "Desperate Housewives", lol

Books:

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Heroes:

This man changed my life, lol

The voice of an angel......Kenny Rogers, lol

He's just hilarious, lol

My Blog

I love Joo All!

Well hello there blessed children,lol. I've had a small hiatus, but you all probably know.....it's December, so you know what that means....everyone's dying, lol, so I gotta do my duties up in t...
Posted by jesus, lol on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:03:00 PST

Why??

Someone asked me today why I made jesus, lol. This was my response to them. Why did I make a laughing jesus site? First of all, because I totally agree with you that he is taken too somberly. I...
Posted by jesus, lol on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST

Religion

You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion. Paganism ...
Posted by jesus, lol on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:10:00 PST

Nobody f*cks with the jesus, lol.

Hey everybody. Sometimes when people send me messages that are discouraging to me I will send that person back something funny to try to cheer them up. Hey, I'm a happy guy, lol. Most of the statement...
Posted by jesus, lol on Sat, 13 May 2006 07:40:00 PST

Sean "Summer's Eve" Hannity

Hey it's me jesus, lol. The FM radio in Atlanta sucks, so today I switched it over to the AM dial. I managed to tune in to Mr. D-bag himself Sean Hannity. He's as self righteous as I should be, lol. H...
Posted by jesus, lol on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:58:00 PST

I GOT TAGGED, lol

So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "5 Weird Things/Habits About Yourself". In the end you need to choose the 5 people to be tagged and list their names. Don'...
Posted by jesus, lol on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:38:00 PST