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About Me

.. width="425" height="350" ..I return here to carry the torch for a good man. His name was Fred Manchu. This was his profile. Fred Manchu: 1845 - 2006 Sometimes you have to question the ways of the world and the fate of men. For example, how could a man such as Fred Manchu live 161 years, only to perish in a tragic donkey shed fire? How?? HOW, GOD DAMNIT, HOW??!!!!???? Fred carried himself with a certain quiet dignity. His suits were immaculately tailored and his skin was as delicate as carmelized, fried bolonga. His mustache? By the Gods, I tell you. I heard that Jesus once came to Fred in his sleep one night to try burguling his mustache from him. Of all the nerve. I really need to go now. If you need to know more about Fred, then may God have mercy on your tarnished souls...Linguo IS dead
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My Interests

Music, inhaling and exhaling oxygen throughout my body thus keeping me alive, smashing clown figurines, the St. Louis Rams, slapstick, the chronology of Leslie Nielsen, soul harvesting

Movies Kill Bill vol 1 & 2, Black Belt Jones, Anchorman, The Jerk, The Shining, Taxi Driver, The Naked Gun, Lightblast, I Love To Kill (starring William Shatner), Cabin Boy, Vampire's Kiss, The Man With One Red Shoe, The Burbs, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Blue Velvet, The Dream Team

Television The Simpsons, Seinfeld, The Chappelle Show, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, Survivorman, The Amazing Race, Twin Peaks, Carnivale, NewsRadio, The Soup, King of Queens, 24

Music Oh God, just leave me the hell alone!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that isn't me. I've met myself at least a dozen times, and it never gets any less creepy.

Music:

Oh God, just leave me the hell alone! "Shock Me" now comes in Tuba form!

Movies:

Kill Bill vol 1 & 2, Black Belt Jones, Anchorman, The Jerk, The Shining, Taxi Driver, The Naked Gun, Lightblast, I Love To Kill (starring William Shatner), Cabin Boy, The Man With One Red Shoe, The Burbs, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Blue Velvet, The Dream Team

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld, The Chappelle Show, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, Survivorman, The Amazing Race, Twin Peaks, Carnivale

Books:

Oh damn, the questions!!!!

Heroes:

My Wife, My Parents, My Brother, Lerxst, Ricardo Montalban

My Blog

Dear Harvey Keitel, You and your penis scare me... signed, Billy

On the heels of my recent blog regarding your thoughts on who should play you in the ultimate biopic about your life, another name that popped into my head was Harvey Keitel, again, one of my fav...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

Do I Look Like An Idiot, Jimmy Dean?!

There's a commercial out there that really irks me right now. I'm sure most of you have seen it, unless you are one of my friends or readers from another country, and in that case, I'm sorry, because ...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

Who would you cast as YOU in a movie?

I started wondering today what it would be like having a movie made about my life. Not to say that my life has exactly been worthy of a film or even stage production, not even in a dinner house theate...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

Prince's Dance Party, Dipshits, and Deodorant!

OK, I admit I fibbed a little in yesterday's blog, as well as another a couple of weeks back, but I have 3 little stories for you, and they are absolutely true: Story 1: Again, true: I went to Subway...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

The Night I Made Ringo Starr Cry...

So there I was at my friend Manny's house for a nice summer get together, complete with barbeque and alcohol for all. There were about a dozen of us there, maybe closer to 15 people, all laughing drin...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:23:00 PST

Dead Celebrity Worship

OK, I've just got to put this out there: Enough with the dead celebrity worship, already! Only in fucking American, I tell you. Only in America can somebody of Anna Nicole Smith's ilk be held as sacre...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

Railroad Engineers: Chronic Masturbators.

Any of you that used to read my blogs on my old profile may remember that I am fanatical in my hatred for Railroad Engineers. In particular, the CSX railroad people are among the biggest turd chunks I...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST

Blogging, "24" style.

Greetings! Seeing as how I am at work right now, feeling the very life being drained from my body as if I have a Vampire attached to me, I thought I needed to do something to make myself feel like I s...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

As Seen On TV!

First off, thanks to everybody that wished me a Happy Birthday back on Friday! It was a very enjoyable weekend, complete with seeing comedian Brian Regan, possibly the world's funniest man, at the Lou...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 05:48:00 PST

Car Shopping? Hungry for Subway? Let me help!

Are you ready to laaaaaaaaugh?? If so, then you have to watch the link I included below. Just a warning: If you are not a fan of a lot of gratuitous foul language, then this may not be your cup o...
Posted by Organic Meatbag on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST