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Moe

Momma was right. Trust no one...

About Me


My name is Moe. Me and my boys are the original legends of slapstick. Every banana peel some douche bag slipped on, it was because of us. Every head in the vice gag is because we had the coconuts to do it first.
I love watching porn. As you can tell by the way I slap my boys around, my kind of porn is S&M. The rougher the better. I think the Marx Brothers are pussies. The Little Rascals, I know for a fact, are part of an Islamist Terrorist Group.

I like poking people in the eye, bitch slapping, I love watching porn, I also had a dog named Mr. Whiskers as a kid.
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~Thanks ChazDaSpaz for one of the greatest pics ever~
Theres a new sheriff in town...
~Many thanks to my friend Rooster for the pic.~
The pimp side of Moe.
~Thanks Amy~
OH HELL NO!!
~Thanks (I think) Wolfman~
WHERES MY MONEY BITCH??
It's going to be one of those days...
~Thanks Celeste~
~Mucho thanks to Elougee for the pic.~
What? At least I got to go to Neverland Ranch.
~Thanks Wolfman~
Moe Cobb. The meanest son of a bitch in baseball...
~Thanks Rooster~
Learn it..Live it
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Look at the fun bags on her!

My Interests



Drinking, Smoking, Pimping, Pulling the lint from my belly button, Playing poker, Fucking with Curly, Sleeping, Taking a shit, Hanging out over at Shemp's house, Bitch slapping Larry, Drinking, Rolling with my crew, Hanging out with Ricky Ricardo at Club Babalu, Orgies, Smoking, ....

My reason for getting out bed.

Beer makes everything beautiful...
~Thanks ƒ€ñЀ®èLLÅ~

Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

Pimps for life!

You have a sexual IQ of 156

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Moe Howard, Sex Therapist.

I'd like to meet:

God, The M&M guys, the head of the ACLU (so I can poke the bastard in the eye), Eric Von Zipper, Larry Flynt, Wolfman Jack, Dirty Harry, Bigfoot, ƒ€ñЀ®èLLÅ, Uncle Fester, The Toolbelt Diva, R2D2, Jenna Jameson. Huggy Bear, Shaft, Santa Claus,The Keebler Elves

Oh Jenna. How I love you so....

Huggy Bear. Nuff Said.

Wolfman Jack..No explanation needed..

Larry. Your magazine got me through puberty. Much love..much love.

I want to meet Shaft..because he's Shaft.

The original American Badass

You can handle my wood anytime...

Music:

Tupac, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dean Martin, The Butthole Surfers, Dr.Dre, Kid Rock, Pantera, The Flys, 50 cent, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Santana, Guns and Roses, Danzig, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, The Rolling Stones, B.B. King, Frank Sinatra, Cold Play, Green Day, Parliament Funkadelic, Red Hot Chili Peppers, DMX, The Who, U2, George Thorogood, Muddy Waters, Bob Marley, The Ramones

Movies:



Anything with us in it, The Waterboy, All of the Rocky Movies, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, It's a Wonderful life, Star Wars, Deathrow Gameshow, Star Trek, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Beat me-Rape me Vol.6, Anything with Jenna Jameson in it,

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Toolbelt Diva, Ghost Hunters, Myth Busters, SpongeBob SquarePants, Dr. Phil, Oprah, Glenn Beck, Sports Center, Anything with us in it.

Heroes:



My dad..R.I.P. Pops, Curly, Larry, Shemp, The Toolbelt Diva, Larry Flynt