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wussup, myspace bitches? ~ƒ€ñЀ®èLLÅ™

About Me



~ a short silent film"Sex is a part of love. You shouldn't go around doing it unless you are in love." ~Bettie Page

Gomez...FOREVER!

~Fenderella thinks of Alfred. Often.

I am 23% Idiot.

.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

It's not material possessions that keep us all together..but the lack of them!

~truly great American airigami art..boy, am I proud of our people! Keep up the good work, everyone!

~peer pressure

My Interests


Guitar, music, writing, old movies (especially from the 1940s), walking along a seashore looking for seashells, minding my own business, staying outta trouble.

Arts Bio Geology Upholstery Mice Swill Bilge Tibor Phys. Ed Ego Lettuce

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet this kid with the red t-shirt, some freaks, geeks, and the person who can get me my very own South Park character. I could be cartoon-lands first Leather Tuscadero!...without the leather.
...I'd also like to meet MR. CLEAN!

~Fenderella always washes her ass!

Proud to be Melungeon, no matter what they say about us!

~look at all the stupid people on myspace!

I edited my profile with
Samuel Langhorne Clemens in The Twilight Zone


~HOORAY for The Mummies!

Tammy Faye luvs Jesus & Apple Poop!

~raptorjesus
***protecting saints from sinners since 6 BC?***
~the farting preacher

~dancin' fools!

~Bob here, to infuse your day with words of wisdom. Your day might be blue, but if you add a little cadmium yellow, it'll brighten things up!

~ The Critters: Mr. Dieingly Sad

~Station-wagons from the days when cars were cars and men were men and kids wanted to be cowboys(and girls just wanted to ride the 5 cent horse!)

"Eye of Newt and Dust of Star, DON'T PUKE IN FENDERELLA'S CAR"

~ready for the weekend rumble!

~pug, from the museum of bad art

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human,
enough hope to make you happy.

xoxoxox


This page approved by Andy Griffith

Music:


I use a Fender 1951 Relic Nocaster guitar and a Fender 1965 Super Reverb amplifyer with special vintage stomp boxes. I like my tone sweet with natural distortion..den zoom yur ear off wit da special saucy soundz! ROCK!!!

I really love Samba/Bossa Nova, pre-electric non-Chicago Blues, old R&B/Soul, pure primitive rock/rockabilly, old-school hillbilly/western swing, early jazz, and college pop bands of the 1920's!

I grew up in my family's oldie record shop..so I was fortunate to hear so many different styles of music. I would fall in love with certain artists or groups all the time..just a huge variety of things, from The Four Freshman to Nat Cole 78s to The Platters to Nina Simone to Boxcar Willie to everything in between! No sense in trying to list it all (I couldn't anyway - that's what music encyclopedias are for!)

MTV started out cool...but now :

SUX ASS!!!


Information is not knowledge,
Knowledge is not wisdom,
Wisdom is not truth,
Truth is not beauty,
Beauty is not love,
Love is not music
and Music is THE BEST
~FZ

Movies:


FOREVER!!!
Oohh Speedy!
SOME MOVIES I LOVE:
Cinderfella Miracle of Morgan's Creek Lolita (1962) Mildred Pierce The Sin of Harold Diddlebock The World of Henry Orient The Major and The Minor The World of Suzi Wong Monterey Pop The Lady Eve The Swimmer It Happened One Night Gunga Din Mr. Motto's Last Warning 42nd Street Key Largo Sargeant York Dark Victory Fitzcarraldo The Haunting (1963) Where The Boys Are (1960) Georgy Girl The Music Man (1962) Wuthering Heights (1939) Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf? A Thousand Clowns Life With Father Yankee Doodle Dandy Lawrence of Arabia The Enchanted Cottage The General

Television:

COMMERCIAL BREAK

NEW TV

I enjoy the wholesome family
values displayed by guests of
The Jerry Springer Show.


It's so nice to see young men shucking any and all unwanted responsibility of fatherhood on the Maury show.

OLD TV SETSAdmiral Philco Muntz DuMont

OLD TV The Addams Family The Twilight Zone Rowen & Martin's Laugh-In The Andy Griffith Show The Beverly Hillbillys The Carol Burnette Show Car 54, Where Are You? Texaco Star Theater The Rockford Files The Love Boat Good Times The Midnight Special Leave It To Beaver The Honeymooners Long John Silver Johnny Quest Ed Sullivan Bewitched Hee-Haw SCTV

The Greatest Woman Wrestler in the world...Mr. Andy Kaufman!

Books:

BOOKS
I am a bibliophile, owning hundreds
of leather-bound & gilded books.
Ventriloquism For Dummies French Engineering British Cuisine German Whimsy Oxymorons for Morons Poetry Shakespeare Joseph Campbell Art Stendhal Philosophy Autobiographies & Biographies Spirituality & Science Victorian-era Childrens Illustrated Secret Societies

Classics Illustrated & Mad Magazine...FOREVER!
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate; our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us."
I could watch this all day...over & over...and never tire of it~Frances Bean Cobain~ ~Kurt Cobain~ ~make 'em laughZombie FDR going for a 5th term!~Lucy, you have some s'plainin' to do..The mathematical probability of my page depth for loading is perpendicular to the width and height of modem times speed divided by server with patience carried over to the 9th degree.
~ƒ€ñЀ®èLLÅ~Fred's legs were insured for $1 million~johnny rotten

Heroes:

HEROES
The trance-susceptible shaman
and the initiated antelope-priest

~Salvadore the Pimp
~ all steak, no filler
~my alter-ego
~Tony
~Foxy Brown
~boo radley
~the cute little boogar
~Captain Monica Stark: on the case
~i don't know what this dude is on but i want some
~African-American mamas who don't
take no mess!

~Pinball Wizards
~Kevin Spacey
~Fenderella's cookin' can't be beat!
I'm fixing sumptin' yummy just for YOoooU to eat!

~other than my cooking, this is what every man wants:...and here's the outcome:
According to the International Programs Center, U.S. Census Bureau, the total population of the World, projected to 01/11/08 at 00:50 GMT (EST+5) is
6,643,232,949

(This figure excludes the Wolfman and other creatures that roam)
Everybody's Got A Bomb..We Could All Die Any Day
~Kim Peek

My Blog

MY TOP 5

1) authenticity2) quality of life3) creativity4) humor5) love
Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST

OLDEST MOVIE EVER!

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Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:49:00 PST

SUCCUMB TO MY DESIRE

AND SHARE A COOKIE...
Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST

SOME COOL SANTA’S!!!

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Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:22:00 PST

A MESSAGE FROM THE GANG

"Boy, that Fenderella sure is swell..a guy oughta be nutz to ever not wanna be with her..better yet, he oughta get the mark of the squealer just for being a doh-doh head.."...
Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:18:00 PST

BATHROOM HUMOR

"I ain't looking at nothing..it's the toilet - he's a spy."...
Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:13:00 PST

EVOLUTION

Hey, Kids! Now you can disprove evolution in your own backyard! Here's what you'll need:One (1) fishbowlOne (1) pitcher of waterOne (1) hamster, aliveOne (1) hardbound copy of Charles Darwin's Origi...
Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:25:00 PST

FENDERELLA PRAYER

"I wish people weren't so mean, God."
Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:50:00 PST

FENDERELLA, PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.A!

I AM GONNA RUN FOR 1ST WOMAN PRESIDENT!1st thing I gonna do is arrest people for Crimes of the Heart.Them's the biggest criminals!!!2nd - I gonna bring backdrive-in theaters!3rd - I gonna put a stopon...
Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:07:00 PST

CELEBRITY REHAB

Hey Everybody!I've been in celebrity rehab - getting my mental, physical & spiritual self together.  I feel like a million!I didn't see Lindsey Lohan because she prefers the pampering routine...
Posted by ’¬ñЬ®èLLÅ on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:35:00 PST