Guitar, music, writing, old movies (especially from the 1940s), walking along a seashore looking for seashells, minding my own business, staying outta trouble.
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I'd like to meet this kid with the red t-shirt, some freaks, geeks, and the person who can get me my very own South Park character. I could be cartoon-lands first Leather Tuscadero!...without the leather.
...I'd also like to meet MR. CLEAN!
~Fenderella always washes her ass!
Proud to be Melungeon, no matter what they say about us!
~look at all the stupid people on myspace!
I edited my profile with
Samuel Langhorne Clemens in The Twilight Zone
~HOORAY for The Mummies!
Tammy Faye luvs Jesus & Apple Poop!
~raptorjesus
***protecting saints from sinners since 6 BC?***
~the farting preacher
~dancin' fools!
~Bob here, to infuse your day with words of wisdom. Your day might be blue, but if you add a little cadmium yellow, it'll brighten things up!
~ The Critters: Mr. Dieingly Sad
~Station-wagons from the days when cars were cars and men were men and kids wanted to be cowboys(and girls just wanted to ride the 5 cent horse!)
"Eye of Newt and Dust of Star, DON'T PUKE IN FENDERELLA'S CAR"
~ready for the weekend rumble!
~pug, from the museum of bad art
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human,
enough hope to make you happy.
xoxoxox
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I use a Fender 1951 Relic Nocaster guitar and a Fender 1965 Super Reverb amplifyer with special vintage stomp boxes. I like my tone sweet with natural distortion..den zoom yur ear off wit da special saucy soundz! ROCK!!!
I really love Samba/Bossa Nova, pre-electric non-Chicago Blues, old R&B/Soul, pure primitive rock/rockabilly,
old-school hillbilly/western swing,
early jazz, and college pop bands of the 1920's!
I grew up in my family's oldie record shop..so I was fortunate to hear so many different styles of music. I would fall in love with certain artists or groups all the time..just a huge variety of things, from The Four Freshman to Nat Cole 78s to The Platters to Nina Simone to Boxcar Willie to everything in between! No sense in trying to list it all (I couldn't anyway - that's what music encyclopedias are for!)
MTV started out cool...but now :
SUX ASS!!!
Information is not knowledge,
Knowledge is not wisdom,
Wisdom is not truth,
Truth is not beauty,
Beauty is not love,
Love is not music
and Music is THE BEST
~FZ
FOREVER!!!
Oohh Speedy!
SOME MOVIES I LOVE:
Cinderfella
Miracle of Morgan's Creek
Lolita (1962)
Mildred Pierce
The Sin of Harold Diddlebock
The World of Henry Orient
The Major and The Minor
The World of Suzi Wong
Monterey Pop
The Lady Eve
The Swimmer
It Happened One Night
Gunga Din
Mr. Motto's Last Warning
42nd Street
Key Largo
Sargeant York
Dark Victory
Fitzcarraldo
The Haunting (1963)
Where The Boys Are (1960)
Georgy Girl
The Music Man (1962)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?
A Thousand Clowns
Life With Father
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Lawrence of Arabia
The Enchanted Cottage
The General
COMMERCIAL BREAK
NEW TV
I enjoy the wholesome family
values displayed by guests of
The Jerry Springer Show.
It's so nice to see young men shucking
any and all unwanted responsibility of
fatherhood on the Maury show.
OLD TV SETSAdmiral
Philco
Muntz
DuMont
OLD TV
The Addams Family
The Twilight Zone
Rowen & Martin's Laugh-In
The Andy Griffith Show
The Beverly Hillbillys
The Carol Burnette Show
Car 54, Where Are You?
Texaco Star Theater
The Rockford Files
The Love Boat
Good Times
The Midnight Special
Leave It To Beaver
The Honeymooners
Long John Silver
Johnny Quest
Ed Sullivan
Bewitched
Hee-Haw
SCTV
The Greatest Woman Wrestler in the world...Mr. Andy Kaufman!
BOOKS
I am a bibliophile, owning hundreds
of leather-bound & gilded books.
Ventriloquism For Dummies
French Engineering
British Cuisine
German Whimsy
Oxymorons for Morons
Poetry
Shakespeare
Joseph Campbell
Art
Stendhal
Philosophy
Autobiographies & Biographies
Spirituality & Science
Victorian-era Childrens Illustrated
Secret Societies
Classics Illustrated & Mad Magazine...FOREVER!
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate;
our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us."
I could watch this all day...over & over...and never tire of it~Frances Bean Cobain~ ~Kurt Cobain~ ~make 'em laughZombie FDR going for a 5th term!~Lucy, you have some s'plainin' to do..The mathematical probability of my page depth for loading is perpendicular to the width and height of modem times speed divided by server with patience carried over to the 9th degree.
~ƒ€ñÀ®èLLÃ…~Fred's legs were insured for $1 million~johnny rotten
HEROES
The trance-susceptible shaman
and the initiated antelope-priest
~Salvadore the Pimp
~ all steak, no filler
~my alter-ego
~Tony
~Foxy Brown
~boo radley
~the cute little boogar
~Captain Monica Stark: on the case
~i don't know what this dude is on but i want some
~African-American mamas who don't
take no mess!
~Pinball Wizards
~Kevin Spacey
~Fenderella's cookin' can't be beat!
I'm fixing sumptin' yummy just for YOoooU to eat!
~other than my cooking, this is what every man wants:...and here's the outcome:
According to the International Programs Center, U.S. Census Bureau, the total population of the World, projected to 01/11/08 at 00:50 GMT (EST+5) is
6,643,232,949
(This figure excludes the Wolfman and other creatures that roam)
Everybody's Got A Bomb..We Could All Die Any Day
~Kim Peek