Such supple breasts and tender bottoms. What is it you say? You want Papa to dry you off? Tee-hee, does that tickle? Ah, wait! What are you doing, you saucy little minx?
Is Papa dreaming? Such an angel in all her glory make him tremble in boots! But no, my sweet, you are much too young to lie with Papa. "Papa-Ci-tO, where have you got to, my darling?" It is the beguiling voice, again. Papa leave young damsel and wander back into forest. Suddenly, sky grow dark yet he is treated to extraordinary vision!
Is most beautiful woman Papa ever see! Such succulent pink thighs and protuding tummy. Wild hair spill like black ink from Mama's fountain pen. But, what is she doing to that parrot? No, is too bizarre. Papa, he cannot lay with you. What, is that the wind Papa hear? No, it is the voice, again. "Ohh, Papa-Ci-tO, I can't bear it any longer. Hast thou forsaken me?!" Papa leave strange woman and wander out of darkness. Upon clearing forest, on horizon he see heavenly vision.
"Do I please PapaCitO? Is good, no?" "Is good?!" Papa reply. "Is like Baked Ziti on Sunday, is like Napoli winning Champions League, no, Papa's darling is like paradise come to earth! Now, roll over my tasty cupcake and let Papa give you his special massage developed by great masters of the tantric school." She giggle like schoolgirl, then attack Papa like ravenous courtesan. The ladies they like Papa, you see.
Ground rules for site remain. Papa will not message you photos of himself with no clothes on, but you are welcome to send him sexy photos, unless you are ugly or got blood dripping from your mouth. Papa also accept the tasteful erotica with plenty of life-like description.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: PapaCitO
Birthday: 2 June, 1946
Birthplace: Sorrento, Italy
Current Location: Sorrento, Italy
Eye Color: red ha, ha!
Hair Color: black with touch of the dignified grey
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: yes, both are good for pleasing the ladies
Your Heritage: Italian!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rogani. Is comfy.
Your Weakness: dimples and a full set of teeth
Your Fears: running out of the toilet paper
Your Perfect Pizza: margherita with anchovy and sunny side egg on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make the love to 100 different ladies
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: you've been hit with an ugly stick
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: Papa's profile. Is like John Barrymore.
Your Bedtime: when "playboy after dark" goes off air
Your Most Missed Memory: first time he see nude photo of Sopia Loren
Pepsi or Coke: limoncello!
MacDonalds or Burger King: is joke, no?
Single or Group Dates: threesomes!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea make Papa's bowels splode
Chocolate or Vanilla: neapolitan, Papa's Italian!
Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso
Do you Smoke: 20-40 cigarettes a day, or until Papa run out of tobacco.
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Like Pavarotti with balls
Do you Shower Daily: when there is water
Have you Been in Love: is what Papa do
Do you want to go to College: is joke, no?
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: does Papa look like a sissy?
Do you get Motion Sickness: when in bus with smelly people
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: papa rather smoke
Do you get along with your Parents: is joke, no?
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, they scare Papa
Do you play an Instrument: papa like to sing
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: should say in past day has Papa drank alcohol? Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Papa like to light up the weed and listen to the dub music
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Papa don't date, he matriculate
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: what is mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes, is good stuff
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: is joke, no?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Stripper pull him up on stage to do pole dance last week
In the past month have you been Dumped: Papa get fresh sometimes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: should say in past day has Papa gone skinny dipping? Yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: rolling papers from overpriced tobacco shop.
Ever been Drunk: Papa know how to hold his liquor
Ever been called a Tease: yes, is good way of keeping ladies guessing
Ever been Beaten up: yes, by the ladies papa tease
Ever Shoplifted: Papa don't always bring his wallet
How do you want to Die: firing squad. Quick is good.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: great film actor like Jackie Chan. Papa like the kung-fu
What country would you most like to Visit: brazil. G-strings are good.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'2"-5'5"
Weight: more cushion for the pushin'
Best Clothing Style: mini-skirts with high heels
Number of Drugs I have taken: the marijuana, the acid, the coke, the crack, is more but Papa run out of space.
Number of CDs I own: teddy pendergrass box set, luther vandross box set, barry white box set, Rigoletto, Enya's greatest hit
Number of Piercings: one on belly button
Number of Tattoos: one of Sophia Loren on bottom
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not always making the love to a beautiful lady each and every day When you, sexy myspace friend, speak to Papa please remember you are speaking to Royalty. So you might want to kiss the hem of his garment or bring him nice meatball sandwich.
Papa live with his mama. She smell like garlic, is why toad jump on her shoulder.Mama, she call Papa Dr. Doolittle. He thinks it is because the animals they love him so. If you come visit Papa in Sorrento this is what you see in his backyard.
Is Mama's cow, Immaculata. She laugh because Papa tell her dirty joke.
Is brother Giuseppe's ship. He never been on a date...with woman.
Is Papa's vehicle. Lotsa room inside to practice Kama Sutra!
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