On the campain trail |
Well I am in full swing of mi campain and I run into Sarah Painlin de Hookey mom (hubba hubba) I give her a little wink ;-) she say she going to come on campain trail wit Tuco becuz he no crusty man...
Posted by El Tuco on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:45:00 PST |
Why i MAKETH A GREAT pRESIDENTE!!!! |
Hola to all, es bean a berry long tempo since Tuco be on blog. Welcome to de most nutritious blog you eber reed.Why Tuco es de best Presidente candidate:1) He taketh de money from the special interest...
Posted by El Tuco on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:12:00 PST |
LA Marathon |
Whew...amigas e' amigos I jus come back from running LA marathon an I hab a good news I win!!! Tuco so fast he get to track early, no one dere, he hear de guns to start running en see no one in front ...
Posted by El Tuco on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:32:00 PST |
Balentines Day Massacre! |
Hola Amigas e' Amigos,Tuco jus wake up from a long Balentines day party wit muncho womens an jus mi...es muncho fun you no what I de mean right ;-) ...firse Tuco went to AA meeting wit fine chica...Tu...
Posted by El Tuco on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:33:00 PST |
Happy Holisday Part Dos (2) |
Hols mi Amigas e' Amigos, sorry mi jus wake ups from the holisdays...Tuco been berry busy. If you know no I also Santis Claws Left Hnad man, I go by name Pedro Negro or Black Peter fer you gringos...I...
Posted by El Tuco on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST |
Holisdays |
Hello amigos and amigas, Tuco hope you all hab a good Turkey Giblets day en you no go to toilet too mush. Tuco been berry bizzy wit de holidays like helloween. Dis year Tuco go out as Hannah Montana.....
Posted by El Tuco on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:21:00 PST |
Helloween |
People come up to Tuco eberyday to see if they can be Tuco fer Helloween, well I give de permissioine but I warn dat muncho womens gonna come and chase you sexyness. I also wanna tell you dat muncho m...
Posted by El Tuco on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:12:00 PST |
Mi B.D. |
Well amigos and amigas, Tuco turn anudder year older lass week, I have one of me wifes throw party for me...unfortunately I no show up becuz I went to de bar to drink de libations and eatz some frijol...
Posted by El Tuco on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:11:00 PST |
10 Weirdest tings dat have happen to Tuco!!! |
Tuco was Tagged by Katy (El Gato) to write dis...10) Tuco make a dookey and it look like Banana9) Tuco once went to 7-11 and money shoot out of cash machine8) Tuco once went ober to girl house who he ...
Posted by El Tuco on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:33:00 PST |
Cinco De Mayo!!! |
Hello mi Amigas E' mi amigos I no do muncho on Cinco de Mayonaise, Mi frend David Hasslehuff call me to come ober and hangout...so Tuco decide to go becuz he no wan to find himself drunk and nekked li...
Posted by El Tuco on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:35:00 PST |
