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Tattoo

"Da Plane!! Da Plane, Dammit!!!!"

About Me

I work on Fantasy Island with my boss, Mr. Rourke. And if you haven't been here you really have to come check it out. I mean, it's a place where all your fantasies come true! But be careful what you wish for... I've seen some pretty f@%cked up things around here. It's a pretty good gig really - i welcome our guests and make sure they have everything they desire. The pay's not bad and the benefits are ok but "boss" can be a real prick sometimes. All day long it's, "Tattoo do this, Tattoo do that..." Ooooooh!!! One of these days i'm gonna bite him in the kneecaps.

My Interests

planes, hula dancers, coconut drinks, midget wrestling and driving around in my little golf cart

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a boat to give me a ride off this island of sin! I can't ride da plane - it scares me and I haven't had a vacation in years. HELP ME!!!

Music:

island music

Television:

gilligan's island, the love boat

My Blog

i hate Mr. Rourke

I think i want a dog. But then Boss said it wouldn't be a very good idea. And i said, "Noooo! i can take care of it, and it won't attack the guests, i swear!!!" Then he said, "no Tattoo, if ...
Posted by Tattoo on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:29:00 PST

I was kidnapped by pirates.....

and they were not very nice to me...... I was in my hut dreaming of my love and then i woke up in a burlap sack over somebody's shoulder running down the beach. All i could hear was swearing, and "Yar...
Posted by Tattoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Want a Giant Turtle.

like one of those on the galapagos islands you know? we'd be best friends and i'd get him some sandals for the hot sand around the island and a little straw hat and some sunglasses and a hawaiin shirt...
Posted by Tattoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Hate Monkeys!

... ok, no i don't. But why do they have to throw the poo all the time huh? Stupid monkey ruined my little white tuxedo.
Posted by Tattoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YESSSSS!!!!

I won the Limbo Contest!!!!!!!!!! ME! Tattoo!!! I think boss is jealous. He doesn't want to talk to me now. I think I shall run him over with my golf cart.
Posted by Tattoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST