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William Weird

Audrina, if I got you pregnant... I'd fuck the freak out.

About Me



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My Interests



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Lloyd Kaufman, GG Allin, Lucio Fulci, HP Lovecraft, Max Hardcore, and Mick Foley

My Blog

Acid Witch

Very cool, slightly sludgy, laid back, really dark, smoldering, psychedelic, stoner-y death metal/doom metal. I cannot WAIT to hear more from this band.     listen to ACID WITCH!Horror ...
Posted by William Weird on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST

unrealized dreams

Do you remember when you were a little kid and you had all sorts of crazy ideas about what you were gonna be when you grew up? For that matter, do you remember all the things you ever wanted to do wit...
Posted by William Weird on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST

THE SUPER DEVIL!!!

Vatican scientists have announced that the devil is not the greatest threat to salvation due to the recent discovery of the Super Devil. The Super Devil is at least six inches taller than the Devil, r...
Posted by William Weird on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:53:00 PST

Arg! I’m clean-shaven!

So, I finally, finally, FINALLY managed to land myself a job interview, and I have a really good chance of getting the job. This is awesome. I have been looking for a job since last summer. Then my jo...
Posted by William Weird on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:17:00 PST

the most bizarre musical instrument of all time

The Moaning Lisahttp://www.synthtopia.com/content/2007/11/26/moaning-lis a/
Posted by William Weird on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:32:00 PST

this sort of thing makes me ashamed to be a member of the human race

I am filled with equal parts sadness and rage.http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1310894,00 .html
Posted by William Weird on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

BUCKFUTTER!!!

I got bored. As is the case with many times when I get bored, I made some lists. Enjoy.things I hate:my own O.C.D.-esque compulsion to list things... as clearly evidenced by this very listracistshomop...
Posted by William Weird on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:12:00 PST

Chris Alexander is at Fango?!?

So... I’m a regular reader of Rue Morgue magazine. As a horror fanatic, I used to be a Fangoria devotee when I was younger and less enlightened in the ways of the world and the quality of the co...
Posted by William Weird on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:09:00 PST

man molested by Bigfoot!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!!!???   http://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2008/032008/03262008/ 366262      ...
Posted by William Weird on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:41:00 PST

my absolute number one fucking favorites!!!

the following is/are my favorite...movie: the original Night Of The Living Dead (my favorite flick used to famously be Videodrome, but over time... your tastes change, ya know?)film series: the Evil D...
Posted by William Weird on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:17:00 PST