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Skunk

Hey Bill...why didn't he say Jesus, Mary, and Joseph? JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!! Ohh...nevermind.

About Me

Skunk --
[adjective]:
your hero, coffee drinker, and lover of metal and puppies...simply put:
kickass
DON'T CLICK....or your mom will explode at explodingmom.com "Mark doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I am nice and sweet and pure so fuck off!"-Once Bitten
Well, the name is Skunk.
I'm more metal than you.
At this present moment I am living with my best friend,Jill, a girl who could be my sister if there wasn't all that silly nonsense about our DNA having to match.
It's my boyfriend's fault that I am now addicted to World of Warcraft.
I play a mage....on Downmaul haha.
Dunemaul is its real name.
I haven't played D&D in at least a year.
My halfling and elves have been dormant due to that awful thing you call a job.
Although, at some point I would love to ressurect them.
I don't play sports, but I love going to baseball and ice hockey games.
I tip jukeboxes : )
Using Qtips makes me cough
I have an unhealthy obsession with Angelina Jolie, and I want to steal her baby ;)
I want that woman in the worst way.
I have this awesome guy friend named William Weird whom I call Billiam. mwah!
If it were socially acceptable I would marry a cup of coffee...move to Colombia and have little espressos of my own.
I don't find Fabio attractive even though he once said to me:
"I will take you to my car,
I will drive you to my mansion,
and we'll take my helicopter,
to fly to my hovercraft,
and head to my cruise ship,
and sail to my island,
and get on my rocketship,
and fly to the moon,
it is there that I will make love to you."
I don't like when people buy me things, but I love getting things for other people.
I tend to be too thoughtful.
At any point in time you can bet I have at least five things on my mind.
Trying to still my thoughts is like trying to gain footing in an earthquake with bowling shoes on.
I am female but I happen to be one of the most chauvenistic ones you'll ever meet. : )
I listen to The Temptations and Pantera...
deal with it.
I love Sonic the Hedgehog...and I could kick anyone's ass in that game...especially Sonic 2.
I listen to stand up comedy, and so should everyone else.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Did I mention I love Jill and Billiam?
I am a nymphomaniac. haha. true story.
D'ya like dags? I like caravans better.
I am going to college for Secondary Education in English but I may be switching to a more philosophical route. Or even social work, not real sure yet.
pirates make my crotch tingle with glee
remember, it's not TiVo, it's magic.
To me, from Billiam:
WilliamWeird1313: i love wen we both stand up at the same time and i forget how short u r and i think u dissapeared... until i look down, lol
lml lml
-Cowgrrl From Hell
"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

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It's me!!! I'm Leilina...lookie!


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I've always loved this song... now it's a WoW video...


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YAY BLOOD :)


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My Interests


World of Warcraft hi guyz how r u all doin???
Dear kasiserlord55,
Please stop raping me.
Love,
The English Language.

I'd like to meet:

Conan O Brien
Angelina Jolie
Criss Angel
"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."-Tyler Durden

Music:

anything


country and oldies make me sing...
hiphop/techno makes me dance...
rock and metal make me ALIVE

Movies:

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
wayyyyyyyyyyy too many....
i don't like chick flicks....i like gore and comedy...
yep...that's about it....gore and comedy... yep
you bob for apples in the toilet...and you like it!

Television:

i don't spend nearly as much time in front of this invention as i should
when i do, i'm usually watching a dvd
the tv shows that catch enough of my interest to stay seated for 30-90 minutes are...
Family Guy
Scrubs
Futurama
SNL
Mad TV
Caillou
Arthur...damn straight
Will & Grace
Law & Order
Crossing Jordan
and absolutely anything Comedy Central has to offer

Books:

COMICS


my favorite being The Sandman and others by Neil Gaiman
JTHM and Squee
Lenore
Bookwise:
The Five People You Meet In Heaven
and the parody of that: The Five People You Meet in Hell
Anything by Edgar Allan Poe
anything by Anne Rice
Hunter S. Thompson
Tuesdays With Morrie...basically anything by Mitch Albom
and if you're sick enough in the head, like I am:
Exquisite Corpse.
I really like dark-erotic fantasy, or just fantasy, horror, mortality issues...you know...pick-me-ups haha

Heroes:

Jill C.


get to know her...
and be like her...
we need more people in this world like her

Angelina Jolie for being godly
Marilyn Monroe for being a size 14 sex symbol
and i guess J.Lo for making it okay to have an ass the size of Utah

My Blog

YES I'M SINGLE...To those who keep sending me messages...FRIGGIN STOP

I realize that seems a little harsh...but apparently its unavoidable....so please...random-message guys who I don't know: don't message me unless you're interested in sharing just conversations...I ma...
Posted by Skunk on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

Usually don't do these, but it's so perfect-there's a reference to pirates&a play on my height

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Posted by Skunk on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:35:00 PST

ok...how about this?

How about cosmetology? What do you think people? Not your average plain-jane-cosmo-pink-lipstick-blue-eyeshadow kind of makeup....I'm talkin' artsy-fartsy stuff here folks. Designs...Bright colors...T...
Posted by Skunk on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

I told you bitches! METAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!! lml lml

You scored as Power Metalist. You love power metal the best, fantasy and dream-like lyrics are for you, don't bother if people say you are gay, power metal really is loud!Power Metalist73%Heavy Metal...
Posted by Skunk on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

To tell or wear the story?

Well, I've always been a fan of not growing up. But, despite my desperate efforts, I'm aging. With aging comes responsibility and career choices. Career choices...hmmm...about that... Well, I could st...
Posted by Skunk on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

I don't feel like talking...

I feel nauseated.I feel itchy with life. All of my problems have taken up merciless residence in that spot that you can't reach in the middle of your back.I wish no one existed.I want to wipe the worl...
Posted by Skunk on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

EL PHANTASMO FILMS

I am now an official partner of an independent film company called El Phantasmo films! Movies for misfits! Bringing you your guts, gore, and girls! Currently we are worki...
Posted by Skunk on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST

Drink up me 'earties Yo Ho!

Yo hoYo hoA pirate's life for meWe pillage and plunder and rifle and lootDrink up, me 'earties, yo hoWe kidnap and ravage and don't give a hootDrink up, me 'earties, yo ho! Yo hoYo hoA pirate's life f...
Posted by Skunk on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:05:00 PST

The beginning of either a best-selling novel or a cathartic project...just the beginning though

There is something about a barren playground that reminds us of how we have abandoned our childhood. The footprints are there but the footsteps are gone. The swing still rocks in the wind-without chi...
Posted by Skunk on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

you asked....they're here: CHARACTER SHEETS...yes i know, i'm a nerd

feel free to copy paste and print for your own gaming use! or use the link at the bottom of the page...this pic is a 2nd edition character sheet based on the classic...complete with character sketch b...
Posted by Skunk on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 06:59:00 PST