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Katy

Kitten with a Quip

About Me

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CRANKY CORNISH REX, residing in Brooklyn, NY.WORK HISTORY: Family legend has it that my maternal grandmother was half bat. I was originally chosen to play Vampira the glamour ghoul, but they decided that my udders were too distracting to the male viewers. Ultimately they cast some plain woman.TURN-ONS:Food. Tab Hunter.Also, I like a Jake Gyllenhaal, Elijah Wood, Tobey Maguire, or similar ocularly-endowed types. And a cocktail or three in the evening.

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Intellectually, I'd say I'm a cross between Jean Paul Sartre and Julie London. This is a wide margin in which to operate.

My Interests

Food.

I'd like to meet:

You. So long as things can be done my way, I'm happy to make your acquaintance and be your friend.People who wear hats.

Music:

I love all GOOD music, including (good) jazz, (good) rock,(good) punk, (good) opera. No lite FM versions of above. And no, there IS no (good) new country. This does not exclude other genres, but listing bores me.I am vocally talented and will be offering some selections of my latest work on this myspace page, for your listening pleasure.

Movies:

Funny Games is my favorite. Re: genre: basically anything where the wheel of fortuna spins ever downward until the protaganist spins madly, circling the drain of life, and is finally and inevitably sucked down into the void.

Television:

Love Louis Black, Colbert. John Stewart doesn't have enough bite for me but often makes large round-eyed facial expressions. Hollywood babylon with Tony Curtis. Please will some genius rerun this epic series. SCTV.

Books:

Cooking with Fernet Branca. Many others. Re: genre: see answer in Movies section.

My Blog

Life is a many-spendored thing, aka craigslist

I'll Be There For You: rent a friend - w4m - 21 (bx/manhattan) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-05-30, 2:08AM EDT Hello. I am here for you. I am offering my friendship. We will bo...
Posted by Katy on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:24:00 PST

If you like this, I have a bridge I can sell you

Swedish woman claims to be "married to Berlin Wall"By Rob Leigh  27/05/2008 Berlin Wall Love 1 Related Articles Interview: Sarah Jessica Parker talks about husband Matthew BroderickV...
Posted by Katy on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:14:00 PST

Me So Hungry

From the police blotter Large man owns up to damaging truck, then disappears TROY  April 4: A complainant reported a heavyset male came into the bar at 508 W. Main St., and asked who owned a ...
Posted by Katy on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:09:00 PST

Isa-bugga

Posted by Tom Phillips   .. --> entry --> May 07, 2008 Sex pests So, you're Isabella Rossellini, one of the most glamorous ladies in the international film world. You'v...
Posted by Katy on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:27:00 PST

Dream job

Bed Rest Study In order to study a person as if they were in space without gravity, NASA ...
Posted by Katy on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:14:00 PST

OK, get your Freud quotes ready...

Close, but no cigarWednesday, May 7, 2008 Cuba's cigar-rolling king, Jose Castelar, looks likely to fail in his bid to reclaim his world-record for rolling the longest cigar in the world. The...
Posted by Katy on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:12:00 PST

Why not have a pretzel with that beer

This round's on me, ladsThursday, May 8, 2008 A member of the China National Acrobatic Troupe exercising at their training centre in Beijing earlier today. We're not saying that the years of...
Posted by Katy on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:10:00 PST

Smart spring outfits

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Posted by Katy on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:09:00 PST

News on the art-game front: Bat Yam head lice happenings

Are lice art? Israelis scratch their heads By Rebecca Harrison ...
Posted by Katy on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

Sometimes it may be better to say, "Perhaps I had one too many."

Man claiming wombat rape denies he was drunk at the time Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:21p.m. ..tr> ..table> A man who gained worldwide fame after claiming he had been raped by a wombat says the s...
Posted by Katy on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:49:00 PST