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fake dada

i didn't say this, steve said this - we got some cold brookshire's chicken

About Me



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My Interests

makin' & sellin' my own chapbooks, just ask i'll send ya somethin' in the mail. chinese buffets are so god damned good. dinner at home is also good. haiku is also good. as long as it ain't too serious. i'm basically retarded, so i don't understand things that are serious. seriously, retarded.

I'd like to meet:

the others

Music:

vincent gallo, fantomas, serge gainsbourg, the great tyrant, yeti, hawkwind (only with lemmy), ween, black flag, trans am, early pere ubu, henry mancini, james chance, lightning bolt, tv on the radio, queens of the stone age, magma, amy winehouse is bad ass,hank sr., hank III, townes van zandt, the flatlanders, old george jones, johnny cash, handsome family, johnny dowd, trailer bride,john coltrane, peter brotzmann, john zorn, thelonius monk, albert ayler, cecil taylor, miles davis,el-p, buck 65, dj shadow, busdriver, aesop rock, blackalicious

Movies:

fellini's roma, anything with burroughs, anything with bukowski, spalding gray's perfomances, they shoot horses, don't they?, how to draw a bunny, factotum, wall street, alexander jodorowsky, harmony korine's movies, david lynch's movies, grey gardens, igby goes down, boogie nights, tom sizemore sex tape

Television:

intervention the tyra banks show pants off dance off anthony bourdain's no reservation the shield (best cop show ever) shooting sizemore (even though it's gone) being bobby brown

Books:

click here for anti-hero writings , spalding gray, bukowski, burroughs (nonfiction), legs mcneil's "the other hollywood" and "please kill me", apocalypse culture volumes 1 and 2, anthony bourdain

Heroes:

me, tom sizemore, ray johnson, katamari, marcel duchamp, anti-heroes

My Blog

video accompanyment to the bk "PLEASE KILL ME"

there was supposed to be some haiku along with these here videos, but i can't find my notebook. so there. mc5, motherfucker iggy & the stooges, you stooge velvet underg...
Posted by fake dada on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:48:00 PST

mixtures of junk

LONG LIVE ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING!!!!!!!!!!since i was a little kid i've made copies of music i like. be it from the radio, or from music borrowed from a friend. dual cassette decks ruled my world back in...
Posted by fake dada on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:38:00 PST

haiku & music, you fool

Nth degree blackbelti'm a bad motherfuckerso you best watch out. ***a jack of all tradesthat is what i fuckin' ami know everything. ***when i'm eatin' lunchsometimes i eat a sandwich& sometimes i ...
Posted by fake dada on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:03:00 PST

(i'm not your) steppin' stone

this is in response to the monkee's extravaganza that marty had on his page this weekend. hopefully there will be some other theme next weekend. yup, ...
Posted by fake dada on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST

KATAMARI DAMACY FOR PRESIDENT

this is probably one of the best video games i've ever played. also one of the strangest & most addicting. ...
Posted by fake dada on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:01:00 PST

haiku for ya'll

cows in the pasturechewin' motherfuckin' cudlookin' majestic. ***whil i am typin'i am alphabetizin'& that makes it hard. ***deep inside my heart there is a flame a burnin' it's for rebellious. ***...
Posted by fake dada on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST

mr. rogers identifies with the hip-hop community

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Posted by fake dada on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:30:00 PST

title - 1st line random bs, the rest follows suit

i'm killing midgets to make them taller. i'm sure that will work. how could it not? time is on my side. that & the democratic vote. hipocratic oath. thou shall not kill. do what thou will. laws. l...
Posted by fake dada on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

oh, great, more haiku. thanks, you bastard

alphabeticallythat is the way things should beit's much easier. ***what is happeningseeing things i shouldn't seechanging channel now. ***you should ask yrselfwhat would charles ingalls dowhen facing ...
Posted by fake dada on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:21:00 PST

this just in

reports say that jesus is just now leavin' chicago, & plans on goin' down to new orleans. he has been spotted turnin' muddy water into wine. you may not get to see him in person, but he'll see you...
Posted by fake dada on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST