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Jo

After school by the bike racks? Uh uh. No way.

About Me

Well EXCUSE me for still believing in Jim's Crispy Fried Chicken, long walks on the beach, and little babies!

My Interests

Oral hygiene, mirror-gazing, maintaining a becoming posture, smiling when appropriate, collecting vacation pictures, experimenting with vulgarity.

I'd like to meet:

The people that invented outer space.

Music:

Old standbys= GBV, Velvet Underground, Magnetic Fields, Crass, X-Ray Spex, Norma Tanega, Talking Heads, Smog, Ministry, Archers of Loaf, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash. Coe. Lightning Bolt and NOXAGT are cool. Blonde Redhead. Sonic Youth. That song poem about a blind man's penis.

Movies:

The House of Yes, City of God, Deer Hunter, Buffalo '66, Young Frankenstein, My Life as a Dog, Mondo Cane, Almoldovar stuff.

Television:

Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, Cosmos (gotta love the movie-theatre in a low-budget museum spaceship), ER, Match Game '74, Antiques Roadshow. Roseanne, Trailer Park Boys.

Books:

The God of Small Things, Confederacy of Dunces, The Adventures of Kavalier (Sp?) and Clay, tons of non-fiction schlock about antiquated crimes, terrors, murders, and circuses (The Body Snatchers rules!), Carl Sagan, Molly Ivans, Sarah Vowell, Lisa Crystal Carver. Biographies...Tallulah Bankhead was INSANE!

Heroes:

Charles Nelson Reilly, Bod Barker, Richard Dawson, Dolly Parton.

My Blog

I had another bizzare birthing dream

Last night, I nightmared that I gave birth to an Aryan, two-foot long baby girl that could walk from the second she came out, like a fawn! She looked as if she may have had progeria and possessed a vo...
Posted by Jo on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

Screw off.

My friend Eric Hobson just rudely sent me the following message:"you said you were gonna blog. liar. you lied. that or yr lazy. you lazy liar". I think that Eric Hobson is total crap, as are:- eggs, b...
Posted by Jo on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:40:00 PST

Ed and Jeans

A recent student newspaper article that I actually liked. Other stuff available at neiuindependent.com, but most of it's boring.Only at Ed and Jeansby: Jo Cookfeatures editorEd and Jean's is, as Jean ...
Posted by Jo on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

First in an ongoing blog about food

So what? Every once in awhile Ross and I have boring interactions. We've been dating for three years and some change. I wash his socks and underpants and I don't hesitate to ask him to buy O.b. tampon...
Posted by Jo on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:02:00 PST