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linseed

hey! i used to live in a lady too! weird.

About Me


My Interests

1970s futuristic, animals doing human things, threes, sammy davis jr as a whole, ghosts, tentacle porn, my bike, motorphobia, ip relay, wikipedia, dishing personal shots, pizza revolution, top8drama.com, rollercoasters, 1970 yamaha, the annual christmas island crab migration, not hermit crabs, mopeds mo' problems, the illegal eagles, the bone camaro (RIP), annie the countess pupula, psychedelia, lg chocolate.

Music:

rod:
___ stewart.
___ argent.
dork rock cork ___.

Movies:

are boring.

Television:

tim and eric awesome show great job.

Books:

chuck klosterman, eugene richards.

My Blog

to the neighbors below my bedroom

i'm sorry for keeping you awake all night long. i'm sorry that you had to take a broomstick (?) to your celing (my floor) to quiet us down. it's just that i've had seven work days in a row and i was j...
Posted by Carl Linslow on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST

i am wiped out.

beer, go karts, atvs, beer, bottle rockets, pot, golf carts, beer, paintballz, syncopal episode at the pamida.monster ballz.
Posted by Carl Linslow on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

youboob.com

how come it's that when you search past the first five pages of anything on youtube it's nothin but anime? that's gay.
Posted by Carl Linslow on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:30:00 PST

OiNK

my oink account was deleted too. it's cassette tapes from here on out babies.
Posted by Carl Linslow on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:40:00 PST

first paninis, now hummus pizzas.

note: toaster oven NECESSARY.toast pita for 3 - 4 minutes.smother pita with hummus, any flavor.add any veggies imaginable, most importantly green onion.add relished giardinare. (the most loved ingredi...
Posted by Carl Linslow on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST

I WANNA EAAAAT AT HOOT DOOOOUGSSSSS

http://cdbaby.com/cd/beemusicYOURE WELCUM.
Posted by Carl Linslow on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST

nerp.

i'm gonna drink a thousand beers tonight if that's okay with you.
Posted by Carl Linslow on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST

ant farm massacre.

last night micheal brough over ants for the ant farm in a mini bottle of tonic water that still had tonic in it and i put one of the ants in my fish tank i hope he ate it. a couplea hours later all th...
Posted by Carl Linslow on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:49:00 PST

numba one stunna.

as i was driving home from work tonight, i saw a truck with a glittery "numba one stunna" decal burning my retinas entering the expressway in front of me.now obviously there can't be more than one num...
Posted by Carl Linslow on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:59:00 PST

working on the weekends?

time to make the donuts.
Posted by Carl Linslow on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST