-gin,tonic,lime
-the Gil/Mic conspiracy (it exists!)
-fashion
-cartoons
-parties and hard partying
-girls
-entertainment (in general)
-design
-creative advertising
-buying things and never using them
-buying magazines (not books...what am i an intellectual??) and never reading them
-buying clothes and never wearing them
-sleep more than anything
-comedy.
-POP! culture
-pop anything
-wiki
-googly eyes
-shells with googly eyes glued on them
-anything with googly eyes glued on them
-degrading drawings of my friends
-secretly taking pictures of myself naked on other peoples cellphones
-dancing like a worm
-ruining relationships and any chance i have sexually with a girl through casual conversation
-forced perspective
-disco
-catching myself being too critical about something that shouldnt be taken so seriously
-being a fairly successful homeless person
-religiously taking my vitamin
-convictionless
-growing a mustache to spite of steve
-growing a beard to look more like brett
-mickeys from schoops
-ham sub from lincolns
-chicken pita from mr. greek gyro
-following moles, possums, and skunks around...bobcats are scarey; regular cats and bunny rabbits are just too damn fast..
-judging everything by its cover
-buying random dvds ive never heard of
-tilt-shift photography
-flavour offseting is very important to me
-low brow/high brow mashups
-capsule toys.
mothers made of sugar.
people who talk too much so i dont have to say anything.
skanky-ass hoes.
heidi klum
anything that kicks. straight kicks.
best albums:
-the gift - the jam
-off the wall - michael jackson
-thunder lightening strike - the go! team
-le funk - vhs or beta
dr. dog, vampire weekend, nick lowe
the new mastersounds, sly and the family stone, bill doggett
lupe, common, kanye
-MADE
- Farm Sluts
-thank you for smoking
-snatch
-punch drunk love
-eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
-lock, stock, and two smoking barrels
-art school confidential
-life aquatic with steve zissou
-brick
-sixteen candles
-layer cake
-tomcats
-the breakfast club
-dirty work
-wassup rockers
-faris buellers day off
-trainspotting
-blow up
-dr. strangelove
-spinal tap
-the bill and ted saga
-a shot in the dark
-breathless
-superbad
-stolen kisses
-paris, je t'aime
-the beat that my heart skipped
-Always Sunny in Philadelphia
-Seinfeld
-Stoker and Hoop
-Venture Brothers
-Arrested Development
-A Different World
-Cosby Show
-Wayans Brothers
-MadTV
-Saturday Night Live
-Stella
-Survivor:Cook Islands (Yul and Ozzy were last. Yul won. I knew it.)
-the duel
-real world
-my boys (so?)
-flight of the conchords
-clark and michael
-the totally rad show
-dogfights
-greek
Bubblegum Monster
woody allen on woody allen
insanity defense
born standing up
glue
-Ricky Slade
-Dwayne Wayne
-Brock Sampson
-John Strockmeyer
-David Puddy
-Dennis Reynolds
-Bill Murray
-Steve Martin
-Jake Blues
-Elwood Blues
-Moe
-Larry
-Curly
-Shemp
-Alfie (modern alfie...)
-Michael Caine
-Peter SELLers!
-Woody Allen
-Earthworm Jim
-Calvin
-Hobbes
-Spaceman Spiff
-McLovin.
-antione doinel
Don't apologize; it's a sign of weakness.