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About Me

"In my world, everyone's a pony, and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies." - Katie, Horton Hears a Who.
I really believe nothing is all that bad as long as you have a really great pair of shoes.
I'm one of the girls guys. Always have been, always will be.
I say what I think, and rarely think about what I say.
I was born without a filter.
I don't take shit from anyone...anymore.
There are two seasons in my life, Football & Baseball.
I find humor in most things people would cry about.
I do what I want when I want, because Im grown up now.
I quote lines from Anchorman like it's nobody's business.
Sailor Jerry is used to be my significant other.
I know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.
I do things people say I can't, just to prove them wrong.
One day I'm going to write a book about my adventures called, " You Can't Make This Shit Up ".
My favorite band is The Hoosier Daggers.
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I'd like to meet:

people who can add life to mine.

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Im going to start drinking Nelly Beer...

..because I want my turds to smell like Black Jelly Beans.http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33442c9ad4/rednec... REDNECK ADVERTISING - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:30:00 GMT

and on with football....

The Sox loss tonight makes the Dogers sweep of the Cubs an easier pill to swallow. I guess tonight the Sox fans join Cubs fans in an age old saying. " There's always next year." Can we all get on wit...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:43:00 GMT

Sox fans hate Eddie Vedder

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Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:54:00 GMT

sunday morning breakfast

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Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Im not sayin....

Im just sayin'....cnn = clever.
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:40:00 GMT

sup bro

I spotted an advertisement online today that caught my eye. It was a site for glitter graphics for your messenger. The first one scrolled by in glittery shades of pink; "I love you mom", but it was th...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:43:00 GMT

the difference

true friendship isnt about being there when it's convenient, its about being there when it's not. it's about being there when you'd rather be somewhere else.  
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:50:00 GMT

seriously someone kill this fucking thing

the Gozilla Lobster Bat Spider is back. I came home tonight to find she was in the process of building another web over the door. Also its a fucking cannibal. There were other spiders in the web...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Gozilla Lobster Bat Spiders with thumbs.

This morning I was running around hectic as usual getting ready for work, and I had meticulously strapped on my laptop bag, my lunch bag, my gym bag, and my purse onto my two arms. I reached for the d...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:05:00 GMT

batshit crazy and Im okay with that.

whomever invented the mood status' apparently was a man. my mood changes from one to the next. I'd like to just place it on randomize and forget the whole thing. I mean, who is really one mood all t...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:00:00 GMT