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briandiaz

you know what's in my styrofoam?..... S-Y-R.... UP. Yup.

About Me


soihavethisblog.blogspot.com
soihavethisblog.blogspot.com
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soihavethisblog.blogspot.com

My Interests

fucking up really awesome things, losing my personal documents, wasting my life, karaoke, and things that most people don't find remotely amusing

I'd like to meet:


snoring toleration

Music:

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Movies:


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Books:

restaurant reviews

Heroes:

Gordon Ramsay. Anthony Bourdain. Doug Sohn.

My Blog

remind me not to bother anymore

It's 2AM right now. Exactly twenty minutes ago I felt nostalgic about my old job after getting in contact with a former co-worker who I share a mutual friend with. As the current climate of social n...
Posted by briandiaz on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:16:00 PST

New! Improved!

I haven't used this in a while... Anyway, if you're reading this it's probably because you're subscribed to my MySpace blog... well, my actual blog has some new stuff on it... do check it out at .......
Posted by briandiaz on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST

approximately 24 hours in Las Vegas (version 2.0.1)

In the span of 24 hours in Vegas the following happened : - I won 183 dollars on a Wheel of Fortune slot.- We ate at the suggestively named Pink Taco.- I heard the name "Brendon Urie" about 750,000 ti...
Posted by briandiaz on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:15:00 PST

another year, another blog

In 3 short days I'll be 31. Good god. How did this happen? Haven't I done enough to my body to make it stop working already? It's amazing how resilient the human body is actually. I'm surprised ...
Posted by briandiaz on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:07:00 PST

My trip to the Philippines

I went to Manila in the Philippines and ate what the locals eat, which is a snack sold by street vendors called balut. Here's what happened. I think I watch too much Andrew Zimmern and An...
Posted by briandiaz on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:46:00 PST

Last chance to lose your keys

I have lost my keys a total of 4 times in my life. This includes automobile keys, house keys, and the front door keys for Tower Records, where I was a store supervisor responsible for opening and clo...
Posted by briandiaz on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:19:00 PST

around the world in 20 days

On August 7th I left Chicago, IL for Mexico City. From there I went to Tokyo, Osaka, Russia, Belgium, Austria, Germany, France, England and Scotland, and then back to Chicago on August 27th. Literal...
Posted by briandiaz on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:18:00 PST

Capital Punishment : The New Rules!!

It's not great, but I think these will work. The following are all grounds for capital punishment (carried out by your choice of being hanged, drawn and quartered or firing squad). I worked on these...
Posted by briandiaz on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

No, I do not hate Hawaiians!

In one of the most bizarre accusations/scenarios of my life I was accused of hating Hawaiian people in Red Robin restaurant in Salt Lake City, Utah. The best part is that I wasn't even there for it....
Posted by briandiaz on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:24:00 PST

Screaming

All day long I'm treated to the wonderful sound of pre-teen to teenage girls screaming. At nothing in particular. It's more squealing than screaming actually. It's insanity and it's loud and I fee...
Posted by briandiaz on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:09:00 PST