We are the Crazy Dave Tape Crew, born and raised here in Chuck Norris, Ohio.
In 1987, we formed Operation Cobra, a small organization that rescues and councils stray Cobras. For that we have been given the "Serious Achievement" award from the American Ninja Fan Club. In 1992, we took up reading windsurfing magazines and acquired lots of back issues.
In 1997, after a serious job at Blockbuster, we quit and decided that it would be better to start taking illegal substances back at our parent's house. Just when things were looking up, a delivery truck crashed into Burger King, and we couldn't get our double decker cheeseburgers anymore! After watching Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol over 150 times, we knew it was time to stop getting prostitutes. As a result, we decided to make the Crazy Dave Tape. Then we listened to Deicide and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part II.
In 2001 we briefly moved to JOHN RAMBO, Ohio....but it didn't work out because nobody carried Score Magazine there. So we moved back to CHUCK NORRIS, Ohio and are now working on the Crazy Dave Tape Part III.
On a side note, we fully support the right to destroy your neighbor's personal belongings when you're mad, frustrated, sad or bored. You always regret breaking your own stuff...and the neighbor's stuff is right there, all out in the open. Plus, if you break in to your neighbor's house--they usually have good chips to eat, and that helps the voices go away.
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