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Quotes by other people______________________________________________________ _____________________ I would never want to be in a club that would have someone like me a a member ____________________________________________________________ _______________ The sperms' great day had come! It was like a great swimming race to see who would live and perish! It was the race to the embreo to create a baby....but one little sperm cell noticed that te embreo was not there and realized.........BLOW JOB!!!!!!!! ____________________________________________________________ _______________ "Roses are red pussies are too so open yours up and I'll give you some goo"________________________________________________________ ___________________ Quotes by me ____________________________________________________________ _______________ My friend said to me, "wouldn't it be nice to end world hunger?" and I just sat there and muttered "huh huh" "wooden tit" ____________________________________________________________ _______________ I think that the candy "BLOW-POP" was created by some faggot that gave his dad head hense the name BLOW POP pop meaning "dad" ____________________________________________________________ _______________ I think the term "Pain in the ass" was invented by a porn star or a gay guy. ____________________________________________________________ _______________ Jewish people say "Oy Ga-Valt" and Christians say "Jesus" so would a person who was half and half say "Oy Ga-Jesus" ____________________________________________________________ _______________ If George Clooney hadx a clone would he be George Cloney ____________________________________________________________ _______________ what would a Nazi d.u.i. look like ____________________________________________________________ _______________ Germany sucks they had Titler and the Nutzies and Rimm"job"ler ____________________________________________________________ _______________ There is a city in China called titipu lol no seriously look it up ____________________________________________________________ _______________ My version of "move bitch get out the way" would be Abinav smells like shit everday shit everyday shit everyday, would be Abinav smells like shit everday shit everyday shit everyday lol ____________________________________________________________ _______________