I'd like to meet:
my snake that ran away and the person who invented those cat pictures with really retarded phrases on them that i think are hilarious.
Music:
tiger army. motorhead. anthrax. lynyrd skynyrd. elvis. cher. sworn enemy. lars frederiksen. jerry lee lewis. eyehategod. madball. rob zombie. bikini kill. gwar. acdc. avail. skrewdriver. talk radio.
Movies:
mask. true romance. nightmare on elm street. clash of the titans. pleasantville. home alone. from dusk till dawn. willard. spider baby. gummo. elephant man. candy man. et. people under the stairs. star wars. freaks. deathrace 2000. beyond the mat. the lost boys. cry baby. nacho libre. grandma's boy. american movie. pro wrestling documentaries. all things pauly shore.
Television:
mic check. roseanne. wheel of fortune. americas funniest home videos. the simple life. cheaters. my so called life. the office. what not to wear. the addams family. made. true life. dog, the bounty hunter. dirty jobs. 30 days. intervention. little people, big world. fat people shows on TLC. everything on VH1.
Books:
ripley's believe it or not.