Post-Ike/Pre-Holiday Blues |
Hurricane Ike blew
me all Saturday night long.
Best sex in six months.
Hurricane Ike blew
down trees and crushed some of them
Escalades. Ha ha.
Contaminated
water, spoiled meat; some thing...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:58:00 GMT |
All I could muster and all you deserve |
Waiting at Penneys:
she tries on bra after bra
one boob at a time.
Lingerie looks good
on all the store mannequins
but itches at home.
Hanging around the...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:55:00 GMT |
ROAD TRIP HAIKU |
Elk strapped in trailersPink and purple dragons tooShit seen on the road.
The "Fighting Farmers"and Ferris "Yellowjackets".Who thinks up this crap?
Blank billboards in fieldsadver...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:42:00 GMT |
I Love Kentucky Fried Chicken |
I LOVE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
I walked in with my daughter.
"Hi, welcome to KFC. Would you like to super size your order?"
"Hi," I said back while looking o...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:36:00 GMT |
A story about Miranda July that off-handedly involves Tao Lin |
A story about Miranda July that off-handedly involves Tao Lin
I was reading a Tao Lin story.
In it a girl crawls across a table at McDonalds.
I thought, "How v...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
Eight the Hard Way |
My daughter says Chuckis leathery and veiny- just like my scrotum.
Hello. How are you?I have nice Tourette's Syndrome.You're welcome, good bye.
I don't have Tourette...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:25:00 GMT |
A short story |
I was sitting at the computer.
Looking at all the colors and reading short stories.
By Noah Cicero. He's a very good writer.
His books are hard to find though.
I decide I like him. ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:08:00 GMT |
Just because I can, so there! |
On getting older:I have more hair on my assthan up on my head.
I alphabetizemy shit: ca ca, doo doo, turd.I'm keeping busy.
I've met Tony B.He can really sing, but hehas big fucki...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:58:00 GMT |
Odes to Cracker Barrel |
At Cracker Barrelpeople are really obese.They have good biscuits.
At Cracker Barrelthe waitress had orange skinand really red hair.
At Cracker Barrelyou have to wonder why theylik...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:24:00 GMT |
Snowy Shorties |
Some snow is so whiteBut one thing 'bout yellow snow:Tastes the same to me.
Like snowflakes fallingand some turds in the toiletno two are the same.
Up north they drink beerand tri...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:39:00 GMT |
