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Old Chen

'Car problem? Ask Old Chen!'

About Me

I am Old Chen, Mustafio personal car mechanic for over 26 years. I take care of all Mustafio classic car and keep car running good. Mustafio has 1965 Ford Falcon, 1973 Dodge Dart, 1980 Plymouth Duster with last of slant 6 engine, and a 1986 Buick Regal. All shit car, but Old Chen keep running like new. If you need good mechanic, you contact me, Old Chen!

My Interests

Car and Vodka. Women and girl.

I'd like to meet:

People who have shit car and need mechanic. Old Chen fix car good! Old Chen also like women and girl!

Music:

I like the music.

Movies:

Kickbox Academy, Tiger Claw II, Inspector Wear Shirt.

Television:

Mary Tyler Moore, Jetsons, Kung Fu, American Idol!

Books:

Newspaper

Heroes:

Mustafio! He my biggest client! All big client hero!

My Blog

From Old Chen...

HA!  Flapjack go upstairs, find hippies in kitchen.  Long hair, beard plus hippie girl in half shirt.   Nice stack!  I say, "What kind of shit?"  Hippie girl say, "Flapja...
Posted by Old Chen on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

From Old Chen...

HA! Business slow ass second day in row, fix one gypsy cab only. Flapjack close garage, find girl take to baseball game. Top row, climb many steps, HA! I pass girl half pint, she finish off fast, last...
Posted by Old Chen on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:04:00 PST

From Old Chen...

Manifold crack! Told customer very expensive, parts alone three hundred easy plus tax.   Customer say he have two tickets, he give Chen to see Mustafio tonight instead of pay, also take date...
Posted by Old Chen on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:32:00 PST

From Old Chen...

Number one, Mustafio find out party girl have ten pound baby.  Then number two Mustafio run into butcher shop, he yell, "Mustafio have ten pound baby!"  Butcher say, "This time inc...
Posted by Old Chen on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST

From Old Chen..

Mustafio make millions big showoff. Tell Flapjack come over show how he push button for butler.  First big shot say, "Cut off edge of dollar cigar then light f...
Posted by Old Chen on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

From Old Chen...

HA!  Business slow no problem, Flapjack close garage watch American Idol in back.  First contestant blow pork whistle shape like bug spray.  Then nephew raise hand say "My uncle!"&...
Posted by Old Chen on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

From Old Chen...

Mustafio act like town bigshot, when lion escape circus Mustafio is one who organize posse, but he say join him in saloon first for whiskey.  No problem, but only he have ginger ale.  I say ...
Posted by Old Chen on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

From Old Chen...

HA!  Flapjack read sign in Fook Hing Dumpling House:  "Watch hat and overcoat!"  Soon waiter come back say, "What wrong, Flapjack?"  I say, "While I watch hat and overcoat somebody...
Posted by Old Chen on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:32:00 PST

From Old Chen...

HA!  Business slow as Chuan Bei Pi Pa Gao syrup today, no Mustafio, no shit car to fix, so flapjack close up shop early.  Walk upstairs for happy time with wife.  But she...
Posted by Old Chen on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

From Old Chen...

HA!  Wife number two highly suspicious of flapjack, wag finger, say Chen  make happy time with maid.  She say to number two son, "You watch flapjack, then tonight tell mama all!"&n...
Posted by Old Chen on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:53:00 PST