Pictures And Patterns |
I was conferring with my good friend, Dr. Alan Porridge (of the Georgia State Porridge Institute), this previous eventide, when he posed a question of whether the printed pictures or patterns on plast... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:27:00 PST |
Justice Is A Game |
As much as I am prepared to give credit where it is due, even to the government, I will also lay blame at the feet of responsible persons. In this case the blame belongs to a military doctor and her s... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:21:00 PST |
Count Our Blessings |
Reading blogs in various places across the nation I see a lot of negative criticism of our own government. I am not a fan of the government but I do believe in giving praise where it is due.China has ... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:10:00 PST |
Insanity Is Flourishing In Britain |
A man in Britain is fond of gambling. He knows it's risky but he likes to do it, anyway. Over a period of time he lost just over two million pounds (about $3,500,000). Now he's suing the bookmaker for... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:22:00 PST |
Insulting Islam And Other Things |
Pakistan, a predominantly Islamic country, has ordered all Internet Service Providers to block YouTube. Apparently, there are video clips which insult Islam and hurt the feelings of Muslims who then r... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:13:00 PST |
One Story - Two Versions |
OLD VERSION:The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays ... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:58:00 PST |
Threshold |
When the cream Twinkies of the north are flying overheadAnd the pizzas, Big Macs and Whoppers lie in the gutter... deadRemember, then, the Hostess cakes, come to witness Krispy KremesBorn of loaves de... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:18:00 PST |
2007 Darwin Awards |
The 2007 Darwin Awards Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us during the last year. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST |
Strangers In My Toilet |
It isn't often I allow strangers who are knocking at my door to come in and use my toilet. In fact it had never happened until two days ago, but I do make exceptions which is why I allowed the Pope to... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:22:00 PST |
It’s Easy |
Most dwellings have doorways in their exterior walls. In many cases you twist a handle, push or pull the door until there is sufficient room in the opening to insert your body. You then step through t... Posted by Lord Henry Chuckabutty on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:26:00 PST |