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Mike

Who is left after everyone goes left? Everyone is left and nobody is right.

About Me

Which Law Enforcement Officer Of Reno 911 Are You?
You're Lieutenant Jim Dangle. You wear your short shorts because you believe they give you an edge to fighting crime. You get along with everyone, but you have a special liking for Jonesy because you like his Mario Van Peeble lips.
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You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your EQ is 133
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

My Interests

Only narcissists post tests that they take on myspace. .
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Moderate
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder : Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : High
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low

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You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?

I'd like to meet:


You scored as Residue Haunting. You will die unnaturally and will return as a ghost on a mission, not resting until someone takes up your cause and gets to the truth. You will use all means to attract attention, creating a creepy atmosphere, making sickly smells and appearing in wierd forms that are never quite real to the eye. You will have to fight for recognition even in death and your sorrow will be felt by all who enter your presence. You will be the saddest of all ghosts - and with good reason.

Residue Haunting


90%

Poltergeist


73%

Jack-o'-lantern


73%

Orb


70%

Dark Entity


68%

Funnel Ghost


65%

Apparition


60%

Ectoplasm


58%
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Music:


Movies:

the red balloon, an occurence at owl creek bridge, fistfull of handgrenades, withnail & i,fingers,32 short films about glenn gould, ghost world, autumn tale,vincent and theo,La Strada,Satyricon,8 1/2, hour of the wolf lost in translation,Texas chainsaw massacre with Dennis hopper,blue velvet, Lost highway,punch drunk love,The Tao of steve,Sideways..
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 94%
You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film. Are You a Movie Buff?

Television:

anything that is televised real well. Also live fighting shows with cranial damage.The food network...Iron chef.My sweet sixteen makes me want to become a terrorist!

Books:

catcher in the rye , anything Beckett, Mark Twain, Franz Kafka, Dostoevsky, Bukowski, James Joyce,Henry David Thoreau, Ayn Rand,Hermann Hesse, Octavio Paz, Edward Gorey, Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac,George Orwell,Fitzgerald, Poe. The one that I will write some day.

Heroes:

Those that came before,and walked through snow and sleet...miles and miles...with nothing but skivees on...then dicovered great scientific breakthroughs...and wore red ski hats with...i mean probably leiderhosen or some teutonic garb.Myself.

My Blog

Das Perfundatory ZIm

      Auf und ab sind die Jungen auf slotted bedslate und gewebte Pantoffeln gesprungen. Ganze Masse haben für eine Karte zur mystischen Halle ausgerichtet. Constantine hat in der ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

The Perfundatory room.

   Up and down the boys jumped on slotted bedslate and woven slippers. Entire masses lined up for a ticket to the mystic hall. Constantine reveled in the newfound undertow that fame had brou...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

Eine Liebesgeschichte

  .>. Auf dem riverbank wir legen. Der Boden war eine Mischung von Schatten und Sonne wegen der Blätter. Wegen der Blätter, die von den Bäumen die Schatten gekommen sind, war fleckig und die Sonn...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:16:00 PST

Birth.

   Have you ever studied your navel? Not the citrus...but the deformity that used to be an umbilical chord. That is just another scar...your first scar unless you were delivered right on top...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:41:00 PST

A love story.

..> On the riverbank we lay. The ground was a mixture of shade and sun because of the leaves. Because of the leaves that came from the trees the shade was spotty and the sun was spotty as well. The...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

Vitrid aquadome.

    Seems like a bubble but only a box...glass I think or plexiglass. I woke on the floor of the thing...looking down at black rocks and creatures of the deep. A red smear culminat...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:11:00 PST

Mother

   I say as in unreasoned tone that the mother is of all things tender and loving. A porthole to decency for sure.  The ship set sail on March Ninth  somewhats and the ship drew fu...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

What!!!

  What do you want from me you turtle headed freaks? I will write whatever I want to and you will like it! For example)in tin ruin tins and sleek estuary stantoods( How was that?( And so on and o...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:56:00 PST

Words.

   The weeds were knee high like the soda...the mailbox needed some shoring up. As I pushed open the gate it fell to the ground with a soft pishh! Termites had done well for themselves on th...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:47:00 PST

Rays of sun from Tampa Bay.

    Dichotomy comes to mind...have a glass of lemonade and shave old Yeller.
Posted by Mike on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:17:00 PST