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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Networking

About Me

I'm a cat; I have 9 lives, shit in a box and I'm constantly grooming myself. Hairballs suck, I like eating fresh fish and don't get along well with mice.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Micky mouse so I can kick his arse

Birds suck!

My Blog

WARNING ! Internal threats to America!

HISTORYSince September 11th the American public and much of the world have been taken hostage by fear of terrorism. Needless to say everyone has been psychologically affected directly or indi...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:37:00 GMT

If I worte horoscopes

Aries: You banking nightmares have either just begun or will be coming to an end. It's difficult for even the planets to navigate an economy that's dictated by such a small group of greedy as...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:52:00 GMT

2008 Vice Presidential Announcement

Democrats: Obama / Clinton   Republicans: McCain / Liberman
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:30:00 GMT

Darwinism

  Darwin was a total asshole !and a creepy looking fuckerDarwinism :The belief that if you are more powerful then you should survive while others less fortunate should die and that's the way natu...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:23:00 GMT

Belief & knowledge

Ethos is a myth...Belief and knowledge have nothing to do with each other!I could tell you the secrets of the universe and the meaning of life but most likely you wouldn't believe me. That being said ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:57:00 GMT

PLAY_HOOKIE

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood I'm declaring today (weather permitting) national No frickin way I'm going to work or school Day. Disclaimer: Unless you you work at an emergency veterinari...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:55:00 GMT

Someone call PETA !

Cowboys are all NASCAR watching rump riders who voted for Bush. If one of them beef jerky eating jerks messed with me I'd scratch him in the face.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:14:00 GMT