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Sasquatch

About Me

Sasquatch pretty much keep to self in woods. Alone. Only friend owl.

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Owl send movies to Sasquatch. If me catch who film, me throw them into deep canyon which is deep. And is canyon.

My Interests

Breaking sticks, facial hair, sleeping, revenge.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Wopat

Music:

Slept under Karaoke bar long time ago. Heard pretty song. Sasquatch sing song to self. You hero. Everything Sasquatch like to be. Fly high like eagle. You are wind beneath wings.

Television:

Once Sasquatch hide behind rock see tv through window at Ranger cabin. Watch Will and Grace. Fall asleep. Wake up after many hours. Leg asleep. Back hurt. Sleeping on dead racoon family. Eat family. Pee in river. Walk for long time, think of Grace.

Books:

Found book at camp site. Throw book into canyon.

Heroes:

Me no have hero, no like hero. Me even no like song Hero by Mariah Carey which me hear play in ranger's truck all time.

My Blog

Today is birthday for me

Today is birthday for me,have hair where hair no used to beme realize get older,have hard time lift boulderme still know not what it like...to kiss bear on shoulder
Posted by Sasquatch on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

Fire ants on face.

Me wake up today with fire ants on face. Fire ants burn face.Fire ants.Fire.Fire fire fire fire fire.
Posted by Sasquatch on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

Journey long and have much danger

People say to Sasquatch, why so long make new blog? Computer... which me use to plan next vacation, get stock price updates and learn about dinosaurs, very far from Sasquatch cave. Long time walk to r...
Posted by Sasquatch on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

Me only want one thing for Christmas.

Me only want one thing for Christmas. Me want someone to be there to wipe tears away. Me want someone to say, "It okay, you try your best." Me want this very much. Or me want xbox. That be okay to...
Posted by Sasquatch on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:02:00 PST

Me make poem about stick

Poem about stickwalk on groundstick make soundstick foundstick brownstick on groundstick stick stick stick on groundstick stick stick stick stick stick stickkill stick with firekill stick with firekil...
Posted by Sasquatch on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:26:00 PST

head pounding

Many day ago me run fast chasing rabbit. Like in movie where Rocky chase chicken. Only me and a rabbit not Rocky and chicken. Hit head on tree limb full speed. Just wake up today. Head pounding from h...
Posted by Sasquatch on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

clouds look like things to sasquatch

me lay in field on back and watch clouds. clouds pretty. clouds look like things in sky. like cotton balls mostly.
Posted by Sasquatch on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:47:00 PST

only me can prevent forest fires

Ranger leave door unlocked. Me and owl bored so look around inside. Owl try milk from cereal bowl in sink. Sasquatch find ranger hat. Try on and then me look at me in mirror. Say Only you prevent fore...
Posted by Sasquatch on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

Me secret?

Many curious how Sasquatch hair look so good. Me secret? Aveda Camomille Shampoo and Rosemary Mint Conditioner. The relaxing smell of camomille and beautiful golden color pamper hair of Sasquatch, bri...
Posted by Sasquatch on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

Nail raccoon to wall to cover hole.

Me play game on computer. Me try to make little bird cross road quick so bird no get hit by fast vehicles and me win free ringtone. Sasquatch try many times, but fail much. Me need to click button fas...
Posted by Sasquatch on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST