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HELLVIS

The Road to Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.

About Me


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powerd mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and to rare to die."
YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER
HELLVIS AND HIS BRIDE
TILL DEATH DO US BOTH PART AND BEYOND
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before"
"We are all born originals so why is it so many of us die copies?"
"Over and over again I have said that there is no way out of the present impasse. If we were wide awake we would be instantly struck by the horrors which surround us. We would drop our tools, quit our jobs, deny our obligations, pay no taxes, observe no laws, and so on. Could the man or women who is thoroughly awakened possibly do the crazy things which are now expected of him or her every moment of the day?" Hunter S. Thompson
Along the highway of broken dreams there are rest stops where people will try to rape you.

Psychobilly, Rockabilly, Punk, Ska, Indie films, Foreign Films, Sci Fi, Old Cars, My Lady And My Daughter, Vintage Everything, PinUP Art, Coffee, Sugar, More Coffee, More Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Carbonation, Blind Girls, The Smell Of Gasoline, Power Tools, Bigfoot, Reese's Cups, Bad Ideas, Butterflies & Puppy Dogs (Yeah Right), Underhanded Tactics, Building Nuclear Weapons. (By the way do you have any plutonium?), Licking Postage Stamps, Paranoia Is My Best Friend, And Last But Not Least Setting Ignorant People On Fire With My Minds Eye.

My Interests


I EDITED MY PROFILE USING COMMON SENSE.

I'd like to meet:

THIS LADY!!!

Hunter S. Thompson(Why Did You Have To Fucking Kill Yourself?),Jack Kerouac, Johnny Cash, William Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg, Charles Bukowski, D.B. Cooper Cause He Owes Me Some Money, Bigfoot, This Is Tough Cause Most Of Them Are Already Dead I Guess We Will Just Have To Meet On The Other Side.

"The Edge. There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. The others, the living, are those who pushed their control as far as they felt they could handle it, and then pulled back, or slowed down, or did whatever they had to when it came time to choose between Now and Later. But the edge is still Out there."

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt." "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a man."

"Isn't it true that you start your life a sweet child believing in everything under your father's roof? Then comes the day of the Laodiceans, when you know you are wretched and miserable and poor and blind and naked, and with the visage of a gruesome grieving ghost you go shuddering through nightmare life."

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
"Paranoia means having all the facts."
"Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage."
"I was so sick that I found myself worrying about the future of man's soul, my own in paticular."

"i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

"There's nothing glorious in dying. Anyone can do it."

Other Stuff

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Music:



LIFE WITHOUT MUSIC IS MEANINGLESS..... Rumble Club, Straw Boss, Hank III, The Whiskey Daredevils, Lou Cifer & The Hellions, Black Raven, Psychobilly Kadillaks, Angry Johnny and the Killbillies, The Billy Bastards, Rainer Hass, Asylum Street Spankers, Boss Hoss, Al And The Blackcats, Mike Ness, Hi Fi and the Roadburners, The Nailers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Social Distortion, The Meteors, Roger Alan Wade,Scott H. Biram, Unknown Hinson, Nekromantix, Barnyard Ballers, Reverend Horton Heat, Crash Justice, Dead Elvis, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, NOFX, The Vandals, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Polecats, The Libertines, John Spencer Blues Explosion, 12 Step Rebels, Dick Dale, Calamitiez, The Koffin Kats, Leonard Cohen, Brian Setzer, The Cramps, The Rusty Gun Revival, The Saddle Tramps, The Aquabats, Phantom Rockers, Jeffrey Lewis, The Cramps, Demented Are Go, Townes Van Zandt, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Perkele, Los Gatos Locos, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, The Rocketz, The Sharks, The Atomic Fireballs, Rezurex, Steve Earl, Bob Dylan, Boss Hoss, Tiger Army, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Hillbilly Hellcats, The Independents, Goldfinger, Sum 41, Black 47, Straycats, Asmodeus, Snuff, Batmobile, Dan Bern, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, The Chop Tops, Frantic Flinstones, Adam Green,Peter Murphy, Nick Cave, Bloodhound Gang, The Weakerthans, The Ramones, Real Big Fish, Guana Batz, Hefner,The List Goes On And On.

Movies:



Television:


NANANANANANA BATMAN

Books:

BOOKS MAKE YOUR BRAIN BIG

Other Stuff

Heroes:


When Fun Is Outlawed. Only Outlaws Will Have Fun.

HELLVIS's DETAILS
Status: I got a woman
Here for: The hell of it
Orientation: I like the ladies
Hometown: Noneofyourfuckingbusiness
Religion: Jesus Probally Don't Like Me Much
Body type: 6'1 / Super Sexy
Ethnicity: Possibly Human
Zodiac Sign: Bigfoot
Smoke: Like a train
Drink: Like a Fish
Children: Yeah I Got A Little Monster
Occupation: Outlaw Gunfighter
Income: $1.36

My Blog

A Whole Lotta Fucking Stupid Questions.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? If you choke a Smurf, wha...
Posted by HELLVIS on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:54:00 PST

Disposing Of A Dead Body

First things first: do not expect your body to stay soft for more than a few hours. Rigor mortis will quickly kink up the joints, and it's difficult to move a non-pliant corpse. No matter where you de...
Posted by HELLVIS on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:40:00 PST

Pick Up Lines.

Disclaimer: Hellvis will not be held accountable for what happens to you if you use these.Can I put this in your drink?Do you know how to use a whip?Wanna make an easy fifty bucks?Ever been in a knife...
Posted by HELLVIS on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST