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J.D.

Putting the 'fun' in dysfunctional

About Me

Howyadoin? Welcome to my myspace page. It's not much, but I'm kind of a minimalist, so it works. About me. Im not really one to talk about myself much, but I guess thats the point of this section, so here goes. I like dark things, places and people. I love old stuff. Cars, music, books, movies and tv, etc. I like to do outdoor stuff when I can, which isnt often. I read alot and play violent video games. I smoke too much, watch weird movies and constantly listen to music. I like pirates, zombies, permanent markers, go go dancers, V-8's, the smell of diesel, spiders, bubble wrap, cartoons, nilla wafers, bad poetry and laughing at people who take life too seriously.
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My Interests

history, reading, camping, music, hiking, guns, the Boston Bruins, the red sox, the Columbus Blue Jackets, Detroit Red Wings, etc

I'd like to meet:

Im not very hard to get along with. The only real requirements would be a pulse (negotiable), a love for music and a high tolerance for nonsense. However, if I could meet anyone, I guess it would be Mr. Fife and Mr. Waits. Also, Mike Muir. nippin it in the fuckin bud

Music:

I am a huge Psychobilly and Rockabilly fan. I also like oldies, surf and classic rock, all punk and punk derivatives (hardcore, ska, old school, etc.), classic country, heavy metal and all metal derivatives (thrash, death, hair, etc.), some alternative rock, classic soul and a bunch of other stuff. A few of my favorite artists (in no particular order) are: Social Distortion, The Stray Cats, Reverend Horton Heat, Joe Strummer and the Mescalaro's, Rockin Ryan and the Real Goners, Frank Black and the Catholics, Los Straitjackets, Los Lobos, The Smithereens, Dire Straits, Chris Isaak, The Proclaimers, Counting Crows, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr., Patsy Cline, The Cowboy Junkies, Love and Rockets, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, The Butthole Surfers, The Cult, Tom Waits, The Ramones, U.S. Bombs, The Dropkick Murphys, Rancid, The Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Cro Mags, The Vandals, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Ray Charles, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, James Brown, and of course, ELVIS! The Rev

Movies:

Old Sci Fi and b list monster movies, Platoon, Spinal Tap, The Life of Brian, The Holy Grail, The Ruttles, Apocalypse Now, City Of Lost Children (french subtitled version), Jackass 1 and 2, The Shining, The Duel, SLC Punk, The Wall, The Lost Boys and the list goes on and on and on. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning..." Ash 'Animal Mutha' "Well do ya? Punk?" "DANNY!"

Television:

Futurama, Mythbusters, The Alternative (VH-1 classic video show), Law and Order (the original), Conan O'Brian, I used to love Mystery Science Theater 3000, but the bungholes took it off. A few other shows are ok, but not really worth listing, anything from the 50's and 60's. New TV is pretty boring. Hitchcock Presents...the signpost up ahead...Some stuff I grew up watching (hey, I know it aint masterpiece theater, but I was just a kid):Airwolfthem Duke boysI pity the fool who missed The A TeamCHiPsKnight RiderThe Muppet Show

Books:

I think it would be easier to list my favorite writers than it would be to make out a big long list of specific books. I read alot and it would just take too long to list everything I consider a favorite book, so heres a few favorite writers (once again, in no kind of order)...Anne RiceErnest HemmingwayStephen KingEdgar Allen PoeFrank HerbertDave BarryTom Clancy

Heroes:

My dad, Elvis Presley, Tom Waits, Johnny Knoxville

My Blog

the new ride

Well, I hated to do it, but it has been done. I traded in my F-250 (aka "hoss") on something a little more sensible. I know, what the hells the matter with me? Actually, I have always wanted a buick. ...
Posted by J.D. on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:59:00 PST

I really wanna know...

I really wanna know... please tell me....   STUFFING OR POTATOES, GODDAMMIT!?!?!?   Thanks!   ...
Posted by J.D. on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:50:00 PST

GET TA KNOW ME!!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:J.D.Birthday:bout the time santa is loadin his sleigh...Birthplace:hospital. actually a hospital in Fairborn, Ohio.Current Location:probably in a truck somewher...
Posted by J.D. on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:17:00 PST

an exception!

Ya know, I was just looking back on my last blog, and there is something I need to say. While what I said about my friends stands (that they are never around when you need them), there is one exceptio...
Posted by J.D. on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:39:00 PST

Just a thought on this icky winter day

Well, how is everybody? I am just sitting here and have a little time to kill and figured id clutter up cyberspace a little more. Actually, I do most of my blogging when I have something on my mind an...
Posted by J.D. on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST

See? Told you this time of year sucks.

Okay. It's 1:25 pm thanksgiving day. I am now taking a baby wipe bath after changing a fuel filter on the cold wet ground. The truck reeks of diesel. I reek of diesel. I am chilled and now my left sho...
Posted by J.D. on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST

wow. interesting.

Hmmmm. I was just looking at the last two blog entrys in my blogspace here. What a change a couple of months (and this shitty time of year) can make. I feel like a little emo fruitcake riding his emot...
Posted by J.D. on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:55:00 PST

pissy

Ya know, i really hate this time of year. Think about it. Falls over. No more green for a long time. I don't know about your part of the country, but the midwest (or at least this part of it) is brown...
Posted by J.D. on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:49:00 PST

Life is good and getting better

So Im driving along the other day, just earlier this week. Off in my own little world, ya know? I looked on the dash, full pack of smokes. I looked in the console, full mug (you know, the industrial t...
Posted by J.D. on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:00:00 PST

Pointless Story (you've been warned)

So, the other day I'm heading south down I-65 in Indiana just a little north of Indianapolis when I see a motorhome in the left lane coming on fast. This dude must have been doing at least 90. I ...
Posted by J.D. on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST