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Rain

I ran naked with a toothbrush because I love marijuana

About Me



I've been distracted lately. Not sure why. Maybe because I have too much time on my hands. Or maybe I'm one of those easily distractable (is that a word?) people who stare off into space when someone is speaking. I have several, highly annoying qualities. I possess an inherent desire to say "yes" to the absurd and "no" to the reasonable. I have a healthy disrespect for the cruel.
Chances are I'd rather spend an evening with my pup Bob than listen to you rant about how your boyfriend doesn't get you. I don't get you so what the hell you bothering me for?
I used to be married, now I'm in limbo and no matter how sweetly Jerry sang it, it fucking sucks. It is a total sore spot and the only reason I brought it up is to show ya'll how BIG I'm being about it all though seriously? It is a no bueno situation. Just don't bring it up again and we'll get along just fine.

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My Interests


Tree homes. Branches. The truth. Unicorns. Doggies. Science. History.

I'd like to meet:

GWB. The asshole who made the IED that killed Tommy. Rat Fink Magee. Julius the Orange. My former roommate whats-his-face who stole the George Harrison from my The Beatles nesting dolls. I'm going to kick his ass. And mostly, I'd love to meet all you sad-sacks and lonely butts who sit idly in front of your screens, inputting, uploading, commenting, adding and poking your life away. Lettuce meat IRL. Promise, it'll be a blast...

Music:

Ok
Deep breath.
Dexter Gordon. Charlie Mingus. John Coltrane. Why? Victory at Sea. MIKA. Bob Dylan. Johnny Cash. The Reverend. The Distillers. Rosie Flores. Los Lobos. Beau Jocque. The fucking Beatles. The Left Banke. Question Mark, The Seeds, the Fleshtones, The Woggles, The Beach Boys, The Vandals, The Clash, Amadou et Mariam, The Amboy Dukes, The Dirtbombs, Glen Gould and a million others.

Movies:

If I sit here long enough someone will stop by and we'll have a talk and the world will make sense again. Trees line, lies fly by, if there was ever a reason to be alive, you've already left it behind. Tiny kisses will reveal, harder love will conceal, it is a long trip home, baby, but the subways run all night.

Television:

Carrier. The science channel. Baseball Tonight. PTI. Yankee Baseball. Double headers. Yankee Encore. Yankeeography.

Books:

Here we go. I read ok? A lot. Right now I am reading the Book. I am also reading about farming in Iowa, the history of Salt, the new Reacher or old depending on when you read it, and How To Be A Better Person By Playing Mob Wars All Day, Everyday. Which isn't written yet but I'm getting on it.

Heroes:

Colleen Fry.
Dr. Ron Paul.
Wilma Mankiller.
Dolores Huerta.
Tommy. May he rest in peace.

My Blog

Mr. Obama is a moron. Brilliant. But moronic.

B.O. is hoarding money. He's grabbing at the donkey pinata. He's scraping his knuckles on the floor looking for loose change. (Bless you, Aaron Russo.)Why? A humble person such as myself can only theo...
Posted by Rain on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:14:00 PST

I beg to diffah!

You Are Betty GrableThe ultimate girl next doorYou're the perfect girl for most guysPretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real.What Famous Pinup Are You?...
Posted by Rain on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:14:00 PST

An affair to remember

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Posted by Rain on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

My Perfect Dog

My Perfect Dog.By, Rain Chacon.Believe me, I had loftier ideas when I started thinking about writing this blog. Lord knows there is tons to write. Especially about not-writing. But jebus. My dog is so...
Posted by Rain on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:49:00 PST

Legends of Rock

Guitar Hero 3 for Wii is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Posted by Rain on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

Hee Haw

No cancer. No cancer folks, just a swiss-cheese thyroid yearning to be yanked. Surgery they say, at the end of November.I better run my liver ragged because I'm running out of organs.Speaking of which...
Posted by Rain on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST

Scared sh!tless

There, I said. And I may never say it again.Tomorrow is my biopsy day, another long day in a series of longs weeks and long months. Being ill isn't new to me and if the cancer is back, it won't be a s...
Posted by Rain on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:39:00 PST

What Squishy sounds like

If you don't already know ...
Posted by Rain on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST

cross pollination

So this afternoon I'm standing in line @ Starbucks. World's worse song playing. Theres a flat screen do-dad telling me who is torturing me. [Know thine enemy and all.]And I think, what a stupid name f...
Posted by Rain on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:02:00 PST

My dream job [thanks traci!]

More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com...
Posted by Rain on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:22:00 PST