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Drunk Mel Gibson

I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God!

About Me

As you all know, I am Mel Gibson, I like to make movies, both act in them and direct them, generic Austrailian sports, winning awards, expressing my faith, and getting shitfaced drunk in public. I like making anti-semmetic remarks, but seriously...I'm not anti-semmetic. I want to use this myspace to show the affects of alcohol abuse to the children who shouldn't have myspace accounts in the first place. Drinking booze is not good, it is very unhealthy. I was a drinker at a very young age and look where I am today, I'm one of the most famous people in the world and a star actor...you've been warned. I will be the first to say that there is nothing fun about drinking beer...even though I have a ball doing it. So if you ever have the chance to drink beer, just say no and drink a can of pop so all the kids at the party you are attending can make fun of you. And to all the older people on myspace, drink as much beer as you can, it's so fun to get trashed!Take the quiz:
What kind of drunk are you?!

Party Drunk!
You are the kind of person that likes to be the life of the party. You are out going and every body likes to be around you casue you are so off the wall and funny.
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(((NOW you can see the world through my eyes!)))

My Interests

Drinking more than my fair share of alcohol, getting plastered, beer bongs
I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

I'd like to meet:

My Savior Jesus Christ, Captain Sugartits, a therapist, someone who will buy me beer, YOU!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

Music:

Christian Hip-Hop, Christian Metal, Christian Pop, Christian Punk Rock, but definitely not Christian Emo...if there is such a thing.

Movies:

Passion of the Christ, Braveheart, White Chicks, Mad Max, Lethal Weapon 1, 2, and 4 but most definitely not 3, Signs, Good Burger, Hamlet, Chicken Run, We Were Soldiers, What Women Want, The Patriot, The Time Machine (the newer version, not that old time piece of shit), Gigli

Television:

Seinfeld, Cops, MSNBC Investigates Sexual Predators, Barney Miller, Cheers, American Gladiators, The Tony Danza Show, and any show that mentions me

Books:

The Bible, "How to Hold Your Beer" by Bill O'Reilly, anything from those goofballs Dr. Seuss and Richard Scary, and most definitely I'll read any book that has pictures or those card board things that pop out at you