My interests are fairly basic:
I enjoy candymaking. I enjoy sailing on my boat. All I ask for is a tall ship and a star to sail 'er by. I love riding around in my Wonkamobile It's a pretty sweet vehicle. (sweet? heh)...and the Wonkavator.
I love singing and dancing and creating such amazing things as Lickable wallpaper, 3-Course-Dinner Gum, Everlasting Gobstoppers, Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and Golden Eggs. (But easter is over? Shhh, dont tell the geese, I'm trying to get ahead for next year)
I decided a long time ago I had to find a child. A very honest, loving child to whom I can tell all my most precious candy making secrets.
Id like to meet the imposter as well
I enjoy singing on my own... "if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it...anything you want to...do it. Want to change the world? Theres nothing to it"I also love the music that is heard resounding through the halls of my factory all day: The wonderful song of the oompa loompas and the piercing sound of my whistle I also love the the overture to The Marriage of Figaro, by Mozart and that is the musical lock to my Chocolate room! OOMPA LOOMPAS: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO MEWHO DO YOU BLAME WHEN YOUR KID IS A BRAT PAMPERED AND SPOILED LIKE A SIAMESE CAT BLAMING THE KIDS IS A LIE AND A SHAME YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO'S TO BLAME THE MOTHER AND THE FATHEROOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH IF YOU'RE NOT SPOILED THEN YOU WILL GO FAR. YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
MY MOVIE
...it's not television
ITS WONKAVISION!
ROALD DAHL Thank you for creating my worldand my oompas