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About Me

I'm Steven Seagal, you might know me from movies such as Fire Down Below and Marked For Death. My Best Friends are Michael Clarke Duncan, Jean Claude Van Damme DMX and Wyclef Jean.I'm a vegetarian and I Have Asthma, but that doesn't slow me down.I'm a 7th-dan black belt in aikido. I'm Half Jewish. I once broke Sean Connery's wrist while teaching him martial arts. The bastard's been out to get me ever since.
Likes:
Panda Bears
Arts and Crafts
Hop Scotch
Long Drives Through The Country Side
Snorkeling
Rock Climbing
Spicy Food
Shopping

Dislikes:
CHUCK NORRIS
The Rock
Vin Diesel
Sylvester Stallone
Fake ass bitchs
The OC

My Interests

Karate, Guitar, Girls, Fighting, Beating Up Jamaicans

I'd like to meet:

That Bitch Chuck Norris, So I Can Break His Armsbody, div, p, strong, td, .text, .blacktext10, .blacktext12, a.searchlinkSmall, a.searchlinkSmall:link, a.searchlinkSmall:visited{ color:rgb(255,255,255); font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:none; text-transform:none;

Music:

Myself
Hootie and the Blowfish
DMX
The Cure
Stevie Wonder

Movies:

Above the Law
Flight of Fury
Attack Force
Shadow Man
Mercenary for Justice
Black Dawn
Today You Die
Submerged
Into the Sun
Out of Reach
Clementine
Belly of the Beast
Out for a Kill
The Foreigner
Half Past Dead
Ticker
Exit Wounds
"Sin City Spectacular" (1 episode)
The Patriot
Fire Down Below
The Glimmer Man
Executive Decision
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
On Deadly Ground
Under Siege
Out for Justice
Marked for Death
Hard to Kill

Television:

Anything Except Walker Texas Ranger and MadTV
I Do Like:
The Fairly Odd Parents
Oz
The Suit Life of Zack and Cody
Grounded For Life
The Sopranos
Tales From the Crypt

Books:

I Don't Read

Heroes:

This man right here

My Blog

Tibet, Food, Fun and Friends

As many of you know, I have just returned from a Tibetan retreat. While I was in China with my good friend Jean Claude, we visited a Panda Bear Reservation. We met some very friendly little bear cubs....
Posted by Steven Seagal on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:45:00 PST

Dirty Old Firecrotch

Alright, so last night me and my buddy Jean Claude were hanging out down at the Rusty Walrus, our favorite bar, looking to pick up some chicks. We had a couple of drinks, Jean Claude is a sucker for t...
Posted by Steven Seagal on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST