About Me
*SLATER DOESN'T ADD YOU, ADD YOUR FUCKING SELF.*
Hi, I'm AC Slater. You probably know my pretty face and sexy body from the greatest television show of all time, "Saved by the Bell." I'm basically the sexiest thing to ever grace god's green earth, I bench press 300 pounds, I'm on the Varsity wrestling, basketball and football team, all the babes dig me, especially Jessie Spano (right mama)...but that woman's activist piece of shit should be in the kitchen making my sweet ass a sandwich. heh heh. Me and my boy Preppy (Zack Morris) always roam the halls trying to pick up hot babes, its usually not a problem for two hot hunks like us. I also have a friend named Screech. He's a nerd, but we know Lisa Turtle actually loves him. Kelly is a real hot mama, shes usually with Preppy, but we had a fling.
Despite what the other "AC Slater" says, I do not want to be like my dad. I want to go to the University of Iowa on a wrestling scholarship, but my dad really wants me to go to the ARMY, but I do want to make my dad proud without living his life.
So anyway, more about me, my bulging biceps and rock hard abs look good all greased up and in a speedo. I always notice the hot mama's heads turnin when i step into the room. My sweet Geri Curled mullet makes all the babes jaws drop...which i dont mind heh heh. Anyway, enough about me...let me get to know you mama.
PLEASE NOTE, *DO NOT* POST GLITTERY MESSAGES ON AC SLATERS MYSPACE. AC SLATER IS A MANS MAN AND DOES NOT LIKE GLITTER.
NOTE THIS AS WELL, IF YOU'RE A BAND, INDEPENDANT MUSICIAN, DJ, ETC...DO NOT POST FLYERS TO YOUR PERFORMANCE OR SHOW. 99 PERCENT OF THE MUSICIANS ON MYSPACE HAVE THE MUSICAL TALENT OF SCREECH'S ASSHOLE, AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU. NO ONE COMPARES TO AC SLATER POUNDING AWAY ON DRUMS FOR ZACK ATTACK. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOO BAD, I'LL GET YOU IN THE AC SLATER DEATH LOCK.
ALSO NOTE, YOU ARE NOT AC SLATER'S SLAVE MASTER, HE DOES NOT POST COMMENTS ON YOUR PICTURES OR MYSPACE IF YOU TELL HIM TO, AC DOESN'T TAKE ORDERS FROM ANYONE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS, TOO GOD DAMN BAD, SLATER WILL BODY SLAM YOUR ASS.
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