Karate, booze, Tai Bo, Brad Pitt, collecting stamps and bugs, Yoga, booze, hula hoops
The Ninja Turtles, Tom Cruise, Al Gore, Sho'Nuff: The Shogun of Harlem, dat fake-ass karate master guy from the Three Ninjas movie dat want to be like me, Shang-Chi from the "Master of Kung Fu" comic books, Jodie Foster, anyone hotter dan me, my old football coach, a good-looking prostitute
Yatta, Hall and Oates, Garlic Boys, Alien Ant Farm, Dio, Iron Maiden, Wu-Tang Clan, Jin (I usually don't like Chinese, but Jin is da shit), the Polyphonic Spree, G-Unit, Kenny G.
The Karate Kid movies, The Battle of Midway, The Last Samurai, Godzilla vs. King Kong, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, The Last Dragon, Kung Fu Hustle, The Seven Samurai, Kung-Pow, Enter the Dragon, Mrs. Doubtfire, Akira, Bloodsport I, II and III, Big Trouble in Little China (Kurt Russell is da shit!), Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Beverly Hills Ninja, Mulan, The Karate Dog, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Total Recall (Ah-nuld is da shit!), The Sandlot, The Crippled Masters, The Legend of the Drunken Master, any old samurai or kung-fu film
Happy Days, the Wayne Brady Show, Oprah, Diff'rent Strokes, Family Matters, Full House, Party of Five, The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
Karate for Dummies, Bonzai Trees for Dummies, The Karate Kid (the novelization)
Kurisawa, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Rick Springfield, Al Martino, Arsenio Hall