Mug collecting, "chillin" at the bar, helpin ugly people get laid, washing away worries, fermenting, getting people to act really stupid, but im beer and i will try anything once, twice if i like it!
BEER POLL... WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND?
(disclaimer: if you prefer a light beer, ice, honey brown, etc. just vote for the brand. If your favorite is not on the list click other and stop whining.)
EVERYBODY AND ANYBODY!!! Anyone who likes to party! and party hard! and those who dont like to party but like to just wash away their worries of everyday shitty life! please dont kill yourself you got me! ive met a lot of people in my life... youd be surprised who drinks me!! ive been in madonnas mouth on many occasions and ive also been in... wait nevermind... nobody needs to know about that night. I am still waiting to meet the pope... he hasnt been answering my calls and the restraining order was just lifted so maybe someday day we can end things on good terms with a nice cold me. I just met Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. they really are fun! infact i ran into my good friend coke at one of their parties... hes doin real good now. kinda chalky though. and im sure ive met you already!
Yeah i like music... its loud and usually part of parties... so its cool!
Beer Fest, Cocktail, Blazing Saddles, Animal House, Van Wilder, Half Baked, anything with John Wayne or Bette Midler or both, Billy Madison(i know the keg in that movie personally!), Joes Apartment, North pole 9, anything with Jenna Jameson, Heavy Metal, Breakfast club, 16 candles, gone with the wind, Fast times at Ridgemont High, Sleepless in Seattle, Titanic, Short Circuit, Short Circuit 2, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, How to make Beer volumes 1 through 4 and 6 through 102. 5 was a blantant lie... HOGWASH!! you cant blow smoke up my ass you fucks at Disney dont know how to make a movie for your life you mickey mouse lovin bastards!
Cops, Family Guy, Simpsons, Days of our lives, All My Children, Jerry Springer, The Man Show, Jackass, anything on the history channel(i get to see a lot of old friends of mine), all sports, TNN, world series of poker, spice channel(even though its all blurry) The O'Reilly Factor(thats a nice irish name!), monster truck rallies, E true hollywood stories, Wild On E.
Im very Illiterate from all the alcohol and partying ive done... my vision is very blurry if you will!? i got past the first 2 pages in charlottes web and couldnt take it! it scarred me for life!
All the great bartenders of america, Delivery Men, Sales Clerks, Guys who buy teens liquor, College Kids, Aldolphius Busch, Pawtucket Patriot, Homer J. Simpson, Jesus, Samuel Adams, Jack Daniels, Bob Dylan, Woodie Guthrie, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, George Thorogood, Kim Bassinger, the Irish, Larry Flynt, Jimmy Beam, Johnnie Walker, Maverick and Goose, Barley Farmers across america, Batman, the dude that invented bar stools, superman, the Romans, the Greeks, the Germans, spring breakers, rednecks and nascar fans, football fans, the U.S. armed forces(they drink a lot of me), i love you guys!