Sometimes I win compitions. Then random people come up to me and touch me, just to say that they have touched the karate kid. I dont blame them.
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I wanna go home ma, why cant we just go home?
The Outsiders, Karate Kid 1 & 2 Teenage muntant ninja turtles
I like to pick up chicks by showing them how good I can handle balls.............soccer ball that is.
How to heal bonsai trees that fall into the ocean off a cliff, then you have to go down to get it yourself, with a rope thats on the cliff but gets thrown down by the bad guys, and how to get yourself back up, and look cool doing it
Mr. Miyagi