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Mona Lisa

You think I'm hostile now? Wait till you see me tonight.

About Me



[first of all, this is Mona Lisa Vito not Marisa Tomei. I am not an actress, I am a hair dresser. I am not a real person, I am a character from a movie. That movie was not a documentary. And yes, I'm a bitch!] Sorry about that...

Formerly Mrs. Vincent LaGuardia Gambini, I finally divorced that son of a bitch Vinny and took back my maiden name. Now I'm Ms. Mona Lisa Vito again.

I currently work as a hair dresser in Manhattan Beach where I also reside.

But really folks, I should be a car mechanic. I mean, my father was a mechanic, his father was a mechanic, my mother's father was a mechanic, my three brothers are mechanics, four uncles on my father's side are mechanics...,

Showing up the Beechum County DA

Imagine You're a Deer

Grits

My Interests

I love:

anything and everything to do with cars
good chinese food
taking pictures with my pink camera
opera, hated it when I was a kid, but grew to love it
animals:
especially a sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer

I'd like to meet:

A nice Italian man who knows more about cars than I do. Fat chance, you losers.

My Cousin Vinny Trailer

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