general tso's chicken - ProfilesArchive

About Me

what is there to know? i am made of low-grade chicken meat (fatty thighs) and broccoli in a thick, spicy sauce. i come with either fried or steamed rice and an egg roll. try the soup. lunch buffet is 11am to 3pm.

i usually log-in once or twice a week... so be patient, my little fried dumplings. I will add you eventually. You might get a comment from me, you might get a haiku from me. Who knows? I am mysterious, like a shinto lion.

no spamming. i have a zero-tolerance policy; this includes 'profile trackers', macy's cards, free iPhones and profile pimpin' codes. try to post that crap here & you will be deleted. that's how i roll.

i will not add your hot friend. i will not join your train. i will not send an email to 8 of my friends.
*drops microphone*.

okay, okay, i'm kidding... i WILL add your hot friend.

My Interests

anything spicy.

I'd like to meet:

I like strong women with small feet. If you're under 18, i probably won't add you.

see, The General is tired of getting angry emails from parents who have no sense of humor. i mean, i'm just a plate of chicken. i like everyone. that's my thing. whatevs.

Music:

i like music.

Movies:

i like movies too.

Television:

tv sucks.

Books:

i've read some books.

Heroes:

you.

My Blog

congrats

i just spent an hour going through all my friends & deleting the spammers and dead profiles. if you're a friend & you're reading this -- congrats! you made the cut.if you're a dead profile, yo...
Posted by general tso's chicken on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 06:08:00 PST

not 4 sale!

when you send me emails or comments like this: hey, general tso's chicken, i just bought you as my pet! click here to see what i think you're worth!.."http://static-lb-2.slicezero.com/oyf_prod/images/.. .
Posted by general tso's chicken on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:56:00 PST

pimp me!

hell yeah peoples! i need to pimp out my profile. i need your help! see, i am not the creative type... help me come up with a cool-looking profile so i can ditch this "generic" style! i can&rs...
Posted by general tso's chicken on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:48:00 PST

hey bertha

CELIA's Comment:"Hey Bertha sorry about that I must have given you the wrong one.(STD? herpes? WTF? - general tso's chicken)That's funny because I tried that one a while ago too, the one I gave you, ...
Posted by general tso's chicken on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:27:00 PST

my new lover

have you seen her?you've probably heard from her.her name is Katrina45690 and she keeps sending me emails.she loves me. sure, she doesn't say it explicitly.she doesn't need to. the dozens of emails an...
Posted by general tso's chicken on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:02:00 PST

phished

yeah, I've been phished.i'm gonna find out who did this to me and beat the seeds out of them.if you came here because i sent you spam, sorry -- it wasn't me. no one hates SPAM more than me. seriously....
Posted by general tso's chicken on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

peeps

I know people love the fluffy sugary delicacy called 'peeps' -- lord knows, they're EVERYWHERE this time of year. Peeps. Peeps. Peeps. Everywhere i look; peeps. So i tried a handful today. I grabbed t...
Posted by general tso's chicken on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

penis pills

yeah, sorry to hear about your small penis, "Fitzy ET" -- twice. Thanks for the offer to check out a website that sells PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS. Seriously, if you're going to post some crappy spam all...
Posted by general tso's chicken on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

valentine's day haiku for the ladies

valentine's day haiku for the ladies...she told me that she faked all of her orgasms.hmmm. i still don't mind. ...
Posted by general tso's chicken on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

holy crappy servers, Batman!

ugh. I don't know what MySpace is up to lately. I haven't been able to log-in for, like, 2 days. Firefox keeps timing out, so I had to get in today with shitty old Internet Explorer -- and even ...
Posted by general tso's chicken on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST