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Norton Da Great

Meow! .. ..

About Me

Me called Norton, or Gato Kitty. Me likes sitting in windows and dreams of killing and eating dumb birds. Me likes 2 cooks and eats lots of gormet foods. Me has real good recipes blogs, if u is interested in somthins different 4 dinners! Me is always looking for new nice friends, but me not like to go outsides 2 much. Me gets into fights with outsides cats, me always loses, makes me cry. Me just 1 big pussy! Me dose have good jobs tho. Me is professional eater. Me not think that me needs 2 expounds on that job, is self explanitory. Me is also the officials fish tanks watchers. U got 2 keeps a good eyes on those pesky fishes. They is always tryin 2 escapes the tanks and runs aways. Meow... Me has only had 1 fishes escaped and runned aways... BBBBUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP... Never 2 be seen again.Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™..
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My Blog

Durian Fruit (Bread Fruit) Ice Cream Is sure good if u can gets past the smell! Meow

Me was just readin somebody elses blog and they pretty much, in round about ways, asks what is u favorite fruit. Me had 2 says the Durian Fruit. Durian is known 4 being big, prickly, and smelly. ...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:21:00 PST

Sweetbreads

 SWEETBREADS Sweetbreads come in two varieties. The thymus gland, also called the throat sweetbread or gorge in French. The pancreas, also referred to as the stomach sweetbread or noix in Fre...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:05:00 PST

5 weird habits game! Meow u gots tagged!

 Jet started this game, Shishky sends it 2 me, so... me is gonna plays it. Here is how games is played.... meowThe first player of this game starts with five weird habits...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

The Magical Cockatrice

Me promised u all a recipe that is strange and wonderfuls all at same times! I know it takes long times. Me apologizes 4 takin so longs. Me thinks this is it! Is not really gross recipe, just strange ...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

Boiled Flamingos (or parrot ifs u gots one)

Boiled Flamingo Me not so sure if this is legal recipe. Me thinks flamingos is on threatend species list 4 dumb birds. If you wants, maybe u can use plastic kinds of flamingos! 1. Scald th...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

Very Yummy Recipe!

This is what u does with brains. Not worry, is not just recipe 4 pigs brains. If u not eats pigs meats then  u can use veal or lamb brains. This is what different brains looks like. Is...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

Yummy recipe 4 Rocky Mountain Oysters! Meow!

This is very good recipe! These realy do tastes good. Best thing abouts recipe is you could be havin peoples that u not likes over 4 dinners. Chances r, if they from city, they never hears o...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

This might be yummy!

HOG HEAD CHEESE 1 lg. hog head1 1/2 tbsp. saltDash of red pepperDash of black pepper1 onion1 c. vinegar Clean hog head by removing eyes, ears and brains. Saw into 4 pieces. Put in large pot and boil...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST

Maple bar and bologna sandwich

Maple Bar & Bologna Sandwich This recipe is not 2 bad. U takes a maple bar that u gets at doughnut shop. U cuts it like sandwich roll, and u puts in a piece of beef bologna. U eats it all u...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST

Squirels is gettin mean! Watchout!

Bewares! Squirels gets guns and dey knows how 2 uses them! .. Dey is some mean squirels out there! If u is squirel hunter u better gets u self flack jacket or sumtin! These squirels dey knows hows 2 u...
Posted by Norton Da Great on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST