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Cannibal Feces

You are what you eat...

About Me

The band started out just about same time puberty started kicking in our collective gonads. There we were flat broke, so-so looks and hungry for fame, fortune and the opposite sex. So what better way to have ya proverbial nookie and eat too. Is not like you need talent, looks or even much cash, seriously just look at half of top 40 pop icons. If they can do it any slacker with mediocre talent can give it a go, so we did. The line up of the band is as follows: Johnny "Sakatash" Favorite: lead swinger, back vocals, front man, motorcycle carsher and old enough to buy liquor. Zed "Buttehead" Jones: lead air guitar, percussion vocals and bathroom lyricist. Charlie "Fishy" Toona: hand drums, professional foot model, ex Mall security guard and professional spritzer boy. last and certainly not least, Herbert "Pumperknickle" Zarbatrosi: money man, gas man, coordinator mc, manager and groupie logistics supervisor.

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Member Since: 31/08/2006
Band Members: members? aint that bit personal, not like we go asking ya bra size and shit ... besides don't womin say size doesn't matter as long, no pun, as he's funny and is a good listener! HAHAHAHA! what a load of ... you know stuff they make fertilizer fore.
Influences: your mom ... your sister ... pretty much anything with a clean shaven vagina
Sounds Like: making lots of love to a MULTI-orgassmic woman! ;)~

Record Label: Unsigned

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