How to Woo a Lady, Part XII |
A few days ago Bobby Galaxy brought to my attention a Wooing tip I'd overlooked. He wrote:"I was doing so well last time (read: I hadn't completely botched it) until she showed me she had a **robot di...
Posted by The Rajah on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:34:00 PST |
How to Woo a Lady, Part XI |
Pick someone near your age or mental capacity. Unless you have the mental capacity of a child. Then pick an adult of similar intelligence. As enticing as it may be to choose a much younger woman to Wo...
Posted by The Rajah on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST |
How to Woo a Lady, Part X |
When Wooing a Lady, relax already. You don't have to screen her for all of your supposed requirements right up front. You probably don't know what you want anyway. Say, for example, that the last woma...
Posted by The Rajah on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST |
The Tag Stops Here |
I'm the ruler of a small kingdom. It makes me tired.I don't think I'm hilarious, weird, or quarky.Actually, I don't know what quarky means.I like to help people find love.But ...
Posted by The Rajah on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:40:00 PST |
How to Woo a Lady, Part IX |
If you're wooing a Lady who has kids, for fuck's sake, ask their names and ages. Write that shit down so you don't have to ask again. You don't have to make a big deal about it. In fact, I recommend t...
Posted by The Rajah on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:32:00 PST |
How to Woo a Lady, Part VIII |
It's Friday, which means the Ladies are out and ready to be Wooed. If you're starting from scratch, remember:1.) Be confident. Act like you're the best thing since ex-lax, even if you're a total goobe...
Posted by The Rajah on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST |
How to Woo a Lady, Part VII |
Use alcohol to your benefit. But not margaritas and shots. Go to dinner. Have a cocktail at the bar. Order a bottle of wine at the table. Have an apertif. Don't use booze to get her in bed. Use it to ...
Posted by The Rajah on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST |
How to Woo a Lady, Part VI |
Don't send flowers when you're wooing. If she's even slightly cool, and she'd better be if you're putting in all of this effort, then you can safely imagine that a whole slew of uncreative losers have...
Posted by The Rajah on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST |
How to Woo a Lady, Part V |
Don't take a Lady to the movies. Sitting in the dark in silence is not doing anything to help your cause. First, it's a waste of valuable wooing time. Second, how do you think you compare to Jack Blac...
Posted by The Rajah on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST |
How to Woo a Lady, Special Edition |
You say you've got a date this weekend and it might just be with a special lady? No, not tardy-special, Lady-special. What do you do? Accept the fact that you are not having sex. You're not even makin...
Posted by The Rajah on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST |
