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About Me


Me, Me, Me, I, I, I, What are you warming up for an opera there Pavarotti?
Who gives a fuck?
I like ear-popping by way of oral genital contact.
“The most thoroughly and relentlessly damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignored, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statistician, psychologist, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. The psychologist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots.”
One fatal flaw, I fall in love with every woman I see, sometimes for 10 minutes, sometimes for a lifetime...


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your maker, Imaginary and otherwise...

Matrix Orgasm Cake

Fuckface

Dirty Mimes

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My Blog

SPF-1000 (Vampires Are Real And They Have Sunscreen!)

Two words... Vampire Sunscreen! -In progress- Started out about Vampire sunscreen and took a turn into celebrity Vampires.During that orgasm, it felt like my life was draining out of me. Little did I ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:00:00 GMT

Ye Royal Nut Rag

This is from the Tudor's, (you know  Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, before Henry "bulked" up). Did they actually have a royal nut rag holder and a guard by the door?No spilling of the royal seed, mate.An...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:42:00 GMT

Me a no unnerstan.....

People and shit I don't get.I must have missed the boat with these....Will Smith, He's the same actor in every movie, poor, smart alecky black guy from the ghetto, fresh fucking prince, and fuck his c...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:00:00 GMT

Passion and science, and human accomplishment.

Seems to me when passion for what you're doing is present, great things get accomplished. Like the moon landing, or the internet (most breakthroughs were made by the need to get porn faster, let's be ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:19:00 GMT

The thing about Batman....

    Why Batman is the best superhero and some displays on the cheesiness of some comics.     I'm never going to get bitten by a radioactive spider, and if I do I'm probably gonna...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:41:00 GMT

Holy Shit! Jesus Rides Dinosaurs!

Warning! The links and pages provided here are REAL! Use at your own risk! (Oh, and dont go to "meatspin dot com" either.) I dont really like to make fun of anyones believe system or anything, but...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:51:00 GMT

American Idol and the 4th grade book report.

Once in fourth grade we had to do book reports. Everyone busted ass, and then this kid goes up there, I can still remember it.... "My report is about a book on volcanoes". "Explosion!, the earth rumbl...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:45:00 GMT

If I had a hammer.....

I’d hammer: Ralph Nader, I appreciate the effort and all and your heart is probably in the right place, (unlike Cheney who hasn’t got one), but we may never recover from the time you ran i...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Clones?

Is it me or are do these guys look like clones? OK maybe that was a stretch, although Dustin Hoffman could also be in the next group... Now that I look at it, Ringo could fit in there too.....
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:10:00 GMT

2 more sets of clones.

 
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:25:00 GMT